*when they were little*
bridget: kathleen, brendan! why are there paper soldiers and tanks all over the floor?!?
kate: *looks at him expectedly*
brendan, mumbling: It's an origarmy

auri: okay so what would you do if you found a dead body in your house?
aurora: I don't know
josephine: probably dump it in the bin and pretend I found it there whilst taking out the rubbish
clover: steal its wallet
auri: it doesn't have a wallet
samantha: call the police I guess
auri: no I can't call the police
kate: what-
samantha: did you kill someone, auri?
auri: i don't want to go to jail samantha I can't call the police

police officer arresting jordan: you have the right to remain silent
jordan: ah, but do I have the ability is the question you should be pondering

aurora: are you drunk?
clover: no
aurora: good-
clover: i "accidentally" took ecstasy though

cecilia: please pray for my brother.
diana: what happened to him?
cecilia: nothing, he's just very stupid.

jo: am i straight?
ivy: no
jo:
ivy:
jo: i meant my parking
ivy: oh, yeah, you're good

jordan, in the hospital, reading get well soon cards: "get well soon - love, elsie"
jordan: "miss you - love, rayne."
jordan: "that bus should've ended you - lots of love, auggie and val xo"

eden: my mother would never see me as an adult. unless the police are here, then suddenly it's all "oh eden, you talk to them. tell them your father was here last night. but unbutton your shirt a bit first."

their parents: valerie, aren't you supposed to be watching your sister?
valerie: doesn't need my help, she's over there dazzling some psychologists
jordan: all men are at least 30% attracted to me
jordan: my mother cried the day i was born because she knew she would never be better than me
jordan: i feel like i'm the paris of people