ivy: and if you ever need anything, i'll be here 24/6
friend: don't you mean 24/7
ivy: no. saturdays are for drinking with jo.

*on their first date*
aurora: i love the smiths
clover: sorry?
aurora: i said i love the smiths
clover: yeah? then name every FUCKING SONG-

jordan: i want to talk about violence against lesbians. it's a big no-no and-
also jordan the second august enters a room: *throws whatever is closest at them* get the fuck out

eden: i'm the sexiest bitch in this school counselling waiting room

jordan: i was taught to think before i act.
jordan: so if i smack the shit out of you, rest assured i thought about it and i'm confident in my decision

elliot: i've calculated our odds of survival, and have decided not to share the data

kate: i'm not hurt that badly. josephine said all the bleeding was internal, that's where the blood is supposed to be!

josephine: okay, out of all all of our coworkers. fuck, marry, kill.
ivy: kill chris
josephine: he doesn't even work here
ivy: kill chris
josephine: that's not even an option
ivy: kill chris

diana: do you even know how to drive?
cecilia: of course i do!
cecilia, later: no breaks, we die like lightning mcqueen