*during a meeting*
jo: *gently tapping table*
ivy: *tapping back*
their boss: what are they doing?
coworker: i think it's morse code?
jo: *tapping*
ivy: *harder tapping*
coworker: are you two okay-
jo: *tapping*
ivy: *slams her hand on the table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK

cecilia: why do i need to come out? if you think i'm straight, then that's on you.

patient: is there any news?
ivy: we're just waiting for your x-ray to come in
patient: ...i've never dated anyone called ray?
josephine: *laughing*
ivy: jo, shut up. we may have to do a brain scan as well.

aurora: treat spiders how you want to be treated
clover: killed without hesitation?
aurora: please call your therapist back

'can i copy the homework?'
avery: i can help you with it!
jo: yeah, sure.
jordan: bold of you to assume i did the homework.
clover: lol nope.
valerie: wait, we had homework?!?!?!
eden: *read 5:55pm*

samantha: sometimes, i don't realize an event was traumatic until i tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird

jordan: and i'd love to be sorry for that, but we all know i've done much, much worse

jo: what is the one thing i told you not to do?
ivy: burn the house down.
jo: and what did you do?
ivy: i made dinner.
jo:
ivy:
jo:
ivy: and burnt the house down.

diana: elliot, i think cecilia's mad at you
elliot: why would you think that?
diana, reading a note: "dear elliot, i hope this letter finds your before i do-"