eden: i've got a fun exercise. i'd like everyone to take a moment and think back to a time when they did something stupid, how they were treated and how they wish they were treated.
avery: what the fuck did you do?

samantha: oh, i remember that day! clover made me drive them to aurora's house. they had a huge crush on her.
aurora: aw, babe, you had a crush on me?
clover: we're married-
aurora: still embarrassing

valerie: if i'm not a star by the time i'm twenty five, i promised to become a serial killer
jordan: and how old are you now?
valerie: we live in the same house, do you seriously not know my age-

cecilia: where are my fucking keys?
diana: cece, robin is here. could you say that a little nicer?
cecilia: may i ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS?

jade: i want to start a gang but not like a real gang, i mean the gangs you see in musicals where everyone else snaps their fingers in time with everyone else

samantha: hey clover? could i get some daring advice?
clover: just because i'm with aurora doesn't mean i know how i did it

august: so, what's it like dating elsie?
jordan: one time i asked her for a glass of water while she was pissed at me. she gave me a glass full of ice and said "wait."

elliot: where are you going?
cecilia: to get ice cream or commit a felony. i'll decide in the car.
elliot: ...can i come?

josephine: oh man, this place smells exactly like a ghost lives here!
ivy: what the fuck does a ghost smell like?
josephine: they smell scary

aurora, running into clover and samantha's apartment: would you guys take a bullet for me?
samantha: i guess?
clover: of course i would
*brendan angrily bursts into the room*
aurora, running away: okay great thanks!