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After a 15 hour flight, Azumi and I finally made it to Ocala but we found a hotel to stay in as we looked forward to visiting my own mother.

The reason I decided to visit her is because I want to let her know that not only am I living the life I want to live, she's dead to me. I just wanna brag about my life compared to hers, as she's now getting rode the hell over herself by Abigail Kingsman the III inside her jail cell.

From what I heard, she's been featured in a lot of shows like "Dark Side of The Ring", but the most notable one she should be on is "60 Days In"...

...but if the days were switched to years, because 17 ain't enough to keep her locked away.

Anyway, after a few days of resting at a hotel room, Azumi and I drove to the Lowell Correctional Institution, where my mom was.

I mean, after submitting a few forms to confirm our visitation and prove our identification to show that we're over 18.

We were brought over to a table where we were gonna meet my mom after many years away, but I'm really nervous. I haven't seen her since 2007, 17 years, ironically her prison sentence, when my grandmother adopted me after winning the case.

Azumi, noticing my apprehension, held her hand in mine and smiled.

Azumi: 私もここにいます。辛くなったら、早めに終わらせましょう。 (I'm right here with you. If it gets too much, we'll end this early.)

Me: ありがとう、あずみちゃん。あなたには分からないでしょうね。 (Thank you, Azumi-chan. You have no idea.)

She nods and kisses my cheek, comforting me as the guards finally brought my mom out in front of us.

She looked so awful as she's gained so much weight, even Dr. Now from My 600lb Life won't help her.

And as she saw me, she smiled at me, but I had no smile of my own.

My mom sat down as she looked to start talking.

Guard: You have 15 minutes.

Me: That's all we need.

Mom: Hi Michael! How are you, sweetheart?

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Me: I'm good, now that you're in jail, away from me, and from the people you hurt.

Mom: That's fair. Who's your friend?

Me: She's Azumi, from World Wonder Ring Stardom, my girlfriend.

Mom: Nice to meet you, young lady!

Azumi smiled in a polite and friendly way, saying...

Azumi: Kuso o tabete shinde kurereba ī no ni, kono kuso on'na!

I actually wanted to burst out laughing, but I held myself back and just translate for her, even though what I'm saying is not what she really said.

Me: She said it's nice to meet you, and it's an honor.

She actually said in Japanese, unknown to my dumb ass mom, "I hope you eat shit and die, you bitch!"

Mom: Likewise. So, Michael, how's your career in wrestling?

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