Me: Kai-Chan, what's going on? Why are you upset?

Kai: That producer over there, he told me I had to touch Hana's breasts for a scene. He said it was for "intimacy".

Me: What?!!

I started marching over there and once I saw that producer, I was ready to beat the ever-living shit out of him, but I held back for Hana.

So, instead...

Me: 一体何をしたんだ？！ (WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!!)

Producer: カイちゃんがハナちゃんの胸を触るのはロマンスとしていいアイデアだと思いました。 (We thought it would be a great idea for Kai-Chan to touch Hana-chan's breasts for romance.)

Me: 俺はそんなくだらないことは望んでいないと具体的に言ったのか？！ 前にもお前らバカどもに言っただろう、俺は彼女をいかなる形、方法、またはクソみたいな形でも性的に扱いたくないって！ (DID I SPECIFICALLY SAY THAT I DIDN'T WANT ANY OF THAT BULLSHIT?! I TOLD YOU FUCKING MORONS BEFORE THAT I DON'T WANT HER SEXUALIZED IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FUCKING FORM!)

Producer: それは簡単なものだった、大したことじゃない。それはショーのためだけだ。 (It was gonna be brief, no big deal. It's only for the show.)

Me: どうでもいい、今すぐそのクソを捨てろ！彼女をそんな立場に置きたくない、このバカ！書き直せ、さもないと私が代わりにやるぞ！ (I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, SCRAP THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW! I DON'T WANT HER IN THAT POSITION, YOU DUMBASS! REWRITE THAT OR I'LL DO IT FOR YOU!)

Producer: できません。すでに書かれています。 (We can't, it's already been written.)

Me: よかった、じゃあこのクソみたいなことのせいでカイちゃんに罰金払ってやるよ！脚本に性的暴行のパートを書くなんてバカなこと言うなよ！ (GREAT, THEN I'M GONNA PAY KAI-CHAN'S FINE BECAUSE OF THIS BULLSHIT! YOU SHOULD FUCKING KNOW BETTER THAN TO WRITE A PART IN THE SCRIPT THAT'S ABOUT SEXUAL ASSAULT!)

Producer: 明らかに恋愛目的の性的暴行はどうなのでしょうか？ (How is sexual assault when it's clearly for romance?)

Me: 彼女が明らかにそのように体を触られることに同意していないのに、どうしてそれが性的暴行になるんだ、このバカなクズ野郎！頭をケツから出して、彼女を放っておいてやれよ！！！ (HOW IS IT SEXUAL ASSAULT WHEN SHE CLEARLY DOESN'T CONSENT TO BEING GROPED LIKE THAT, YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT! GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND LEAVE HER THE FUCKING HELL ALONE!!!)

I walked out as I had enough of that bullshit. I mean, to have a producer of Terrace House wanting intimacy between Kai and Hana by having the poor bastard grope Hana's breasts for so-called "intimacy", it infuriates me. I had to curse the guy out.

Soon after, I kept my word and I paid Kai's fine because he did nothing wrong. I wanted him to save his money because he's a good kid and I trust him with my life.

It costed me 100 grand, but seeing that Kai refuse to touch my fiancée like that is totally worth it.