Based on Lythero Videos but with different characters

Scene one

Striker: *tries to punch a enemy only to get his fist grabbed* Oh dear God he's countering me guys! He's crushing my fists! *gets his fist crushed* Fuck!!!!!!!

Scene 2

Price: Oh it's time to fight Soap, I really have to get off Twitter

Soap: I'll wait you can look at Twitter all you want

Price: Stupid Soap, Little tiny Soap *gets punched in the nuts* Gaah!!!!!!!

Blitzo: Holy Shit!

Graves: Oh!!!!!!!!! Oh my God!

Blitzo gets punched by Soap as he screams

Graves: Yo! Ayo!

Scene 3

Eggman: My wife emails me every day she says she misses me if I lose my life here how am I'm gonna email her back?

Aidan: You don't know how to use a computer you can't email

Eggman: What do you mean?! I made I the IPHONE I Made the I-Mac!

Aidan: You made the iPhone?! I'm gonna fucking kill you now!

Eggman: Not if I kill you first!!

Eggman then turns into Super Saiyan as he tackles Aidan off screen

Scene 4

Moxxie: I need to do something that's really funny, any ideas guys?

Crimson: Moxxie, Look behind you!

Moxxie: *looks behind him to see a safe flying in behind him* What the fuck!?!?

The safe then falls on the ground

Moxxie: I was still evil when it did that, Fuck!

Crimson: Hold on is my mic on?

Moxxie: Yeah?

Crimson: Is this on? Are you fucking kidding me right now?!

Moxxie: What the Fuck Kaggy?!

Crimson: Dude!!!!

Moxxie: What Grandparent did you kill then dig up his corpse to inherit his inheritance!?

Scene 5

Eggman: Wow!! I wonder how hard it will be to catch you huh!?

Aidan: *laughing*

Eggman: What?! My legs are killing me! God Dammit

Scene 6

Blitzo: Wait that's me! No come back me! Where are you going?!

Chaz: How Y'all gonna combine and make mid?

Blitzo laughs so hard he falls to the floor

Omega: Burn Detected! Infinite should feel guilt!

Scene 7

Striker: Blitzo watch out He's Forklift Certified!

Eggman: Did you know I was forklift Certified?

Aidan and Graves laugh offscreen

Scene 8

Moxxie: What type of zombie is that?

Millie: That's not a zombie that's a Lythero!

Aidan: Oh God Run!!

Aidan, Millie, and Moxxie run away as the zombie runs at Price

Price: Fuck!!!!

Scene 9

Park Parker: War is heck, war is heck,

Scene 10

We see Aidan falling from the third floor as he hits the ground as his spinal cord showed out of his back

Aidan: Yeah.....

Scene 11 (Russian Badger)

Chaz: Moxxie! Kill Him Please God!

Moxxie shoots a RPG At a enemy blowing up everything as everyone laughs hard

Moxxie: Oh my word!!!!

Chaz: Did him dirty!! God damm!

Moxxie: I shot him point blank with a RPG Holy shit!

End of Scenes