Music starts to play

Conrad: Multiverse Scripts, They Make no sense
Except to play with IPs without Consequences
The Casting of Frank Stone Survivors will not be our friends
Because they're Ignorant!

Frank Stone: I should have died so long ago
In this timeline I was killed by Sam Green
But The dark pictures anthology characters won't let their timelines crack and go
They dragged me back in tow, Yeah!

Jason: With swords from Samurai
Yells led by Salim and Frank Stone
Aidan wants to snort lines
I call it Forrest Bump

Frank Stone: Timelines, they can't save mine.
Why should I save their time?
Want to remove Conrad's spine
Just like a predator, Oh yeah!

Nick Kay: Frank Stone and US
We're all ready in spite and ready to die
Frank Stone and US
We are immortal, can't die, Can't fly but we can get high

Julia: Shepherd shaved Fliss's head
Looking weird but at least she isn't dead
Then Graves's skin, he ripped and shed
Put his soul straight to bed!

Frank Stone: Skeleton Adamantium-Infused
In my timeline I was seen as a regretful killer
Filled with Regret, Of my life choices
Others gambled and boozed, Oh yeah!
Face the entity
My friends fight with me
Another killing spree
It seems we're never done

Jacob: inflation is so tough
If our deeds were never true
Like Downey, sucked back up
Supermassive Games own us, please help.

Jason: Frank Stone and US
We're all ready to fight in spite and die
Frank Stone and US
We're immortal, can't die, can't fly but we can get high!

Shepherd: Aidan should have killed you off
It was humane now it's not.
Sam Raimi's back in the fold
Cause of this the Movie's gold
And now the Stones have returned
They're powering my attacks with their souls
And I'll destroy the universe!

(Musical Solo)

All: Frank Stone and US
We're all ready in spite and ready to die
Frank Stone and US
We're immortal, can't die, Can't fly but we can get high!

(End of Musical.)