SCP-5000: Aaaah... heh.
SCP-5001: Aaaaaah!
Sarah: AAAAAAAAAAA-
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SCP-5000: *falls out of the vents*
MTF:
SCP-5000: Good evening.
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Sarah: How do you know what's good for me?
SCP-035: That's my OPINION!
Researchers: *confusion*
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SCP-5000: Look at this cool umbrella I found!
Sarah: Isn't it bad luck to open umbrellas indoors?
SCP-5000, opening the umbrella: What's the worst that could happen?
O-5: WHO SUMMONED ME?
Sarah and SCP-5000: *intense screams*