(Tony, Dr Strange, Bruce Banner and Peter Parker are assembled at the park. The four Marauders James, Sirius, Remus and Peter Pettigrew are also assembled)

Tony: Where are the other 3?

Dr Strange: I believe the Black Widow and the Archer are caught up in New York traffic, and Captain America was unavailable.

James: (smirking) The flaws of Muggle transportation as always, it's hilarious.

Tony: Well, for your information, magic Man, I prefer driving a BMW 5 series anyday, rather than some old broomstick.

Sirius: Perhaps, but you don't know how convenient apparating is, do you?

Bruce: Uh, is that like, a real word?

Peter Pettigrew: Well, he just used it, so it certainly is a real word.

Peter Parker: Um, no offense, but at this exact moment, I had this weird feeling that you really resemble... a rat.

Peter Pettigrew: (rolling eyes) Rats, for your knowledge, Muggle, are quite intelligent. And yes, I do have an affinity with rats.

James: (laughing) Course you do, Wormtail!

Dr Strange: That certainly does NOT sound like a very pleasant nickname, I'd like to point out.

Tony: (annoyed) We're getting distracted. Kid, you got your suit with you?

Peter Parker: (busy fidgeting with his web shooters)

Tony: Peter!

Peter Parker and Peter Pettigrew: Yes?

Tony: (to Pettigrew) I thought you were called Snake tail or something?

Peter Pettigrew: (irritated) My real name happens to be Peter.

Peter Parker: Wow, really? I'm Peter too, by the way. Peter Parker.

Peter Pettigrew: Ah, your initials are P.P as well, just like mine. Coincidence, don't you think, fellows?

James: (full of sarcasm) What a lovely surprise.

Peter Parker: Oh also, that reminds me...the other day we had this cool experiment at school, with a pair of rats...

(Peter Parker and Peter Pettigrew are engrossed in conversation, and they walk off from the rest)

Tony and James: (shocked and annoyed)

Sirius:  Oi, Moony! What's up with you? You haven't said much, mate!

Remus: (staring at the sky) Hmm? Oh yeah, um, I'm afraid I can't stay long, boys. It's the day of...uh, my "Furry little problem" you see...

James: (groans) Oh goodness, that's today?

Bruce: (laughs) Furry little problem, huh? Sounds like something Tony would call my condition. Only, mine would probably be a "Big, green problem" (chuckles)

Remus: Well I highly doubt it's any worse than my condition.
You don't even know what you're doing when you're attacking people...

Bruce: Uh, that sounds very relatable, trust me...
Destroying almost a whole city, having a battle with a friend from work...

Remus: Oh dear, that does sound horrid. What exactly happened?

Bruce: Well, it's like this. You know gamma rays...

(Remus and Bruce walk off, deep in conversation)

James: Unbelievable! Another one gone.

Tony: This is getting out of hand.

James: I entirely blame your side for this, Metal Man, distracting us with unrelated conversations...

Dr Strange: Well, wizard, I believe the fault lies with your side, for getting distracted.

Sirius: I say we settle this right now! A duel, two for two. Are you up for it, or are your Muggle contraptions going to fail again?

Tony: MUGGLE? Excuse me?

Dr Strange: Calm down, Stark. I believe "Muggle" simply refers to someone who doesn't possess magical powers.

James: You're sharp.

Dr Strange: Although I'd like to point out that as Sorcerer Supreme, my powers equal yours, if not surpass your abilities.

Sirius: So you're a sorcerer? That green glowing stone had me guessing you were some sort of magician.

Dr Strange: You're right, I am. Dr Stephen Strange, at your service. Well, not really.

Sirius: Well, I'd like to know a bit about that fascinating necklace...what sort of stone is that?

Dr Strange: Ah, that stone is what we call...

(Sirius and Dr Strange walk off, talking)

James and Tony: (blink at the retreating figures of their friends)

(They look at each other, silent)

Tony: Uh..

James: Yeah...

Tony: I'm Tony,  by the way. Tony Stark.

James: James...James Potter.