A HP and Avengers crossover (part 1)
The Avengers and the Marauders
(Inspired by Padfoot_Sirius_ )
(This is set in a Muggle park, and it's late in the evening)
(James Potter and Sirius Black are strolling down the stone path, when suddenly, there's a streak of light in the sky, and something crashes down into a nearby bush)
Sirius: Bloody hell! What was that?
James: (adjusts glasses) I don't know... let's take a look, Padfoot.
(they draw their wands and walk to the bush)
James: It appears to be some sort of Muggle contraption, mate.
(Tony Stark groans and stands up slowly, catching sight of James and Sirius)
Tony: Woah, is there a costume party somewhere that I'm missing?
Sirius: Would you look at this bloke, Prongs? He's practically a flying tin can with rocket launchers!
James: (smirks) He's spaghetti - going somewhere, mate, and it isn't to visit Chef Boyardee.
Tony: Prongs, was it? I've gotta say, naming yourself after the pointy ends of a fork? (Shakes head in disapproval) You're not that sharp.
Sirius: Oh please, you don't want to start a fight now, do you, my good man?
James: That should be fun, we're overage now... How about a proper duel?
Tony: Sure! That way atleast you'll get to lose with honour, right?
Sirius: I don't mean to be blunt, but you don't exactly have a chance against the two of us, mate.
Tony: You think I'm afraid of a magician with a stick? I have my back up.
James: We have magic.
Tony: We have a Hulk.
Sirius: (doubles up laughing) That sounds like a ghastly disease, doesn't it, Prongs?
Tony: (rolls eyes) You'll see.
James: Well, speaking of back up, I think we ought to call our backup too, don't you think, Padfoot?
Sirius: Certainly, if we're going to have a proper duel, team against team. Let's get the Marauders together.
Tony: I'll have the Avengers assembled.
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