Chapter 5: Duo QnA
After having their time with some of the Holocouncil girls, it was their time to shine on their own.
The scene changed to Kage and Raijin who were ready to do their "long overdue" debut stream, so they can be introduced more properly to the fans.
Kage: Ready for this Rai?
Raijin: Yeah, good thing it's just us without the others pestering us.
Kage: So how was your collab with Mumei? *Spongebob level smug face*
Raijin: Uhhh, it was good nothing to special or out of the ordinary. She's a good girl I'll give her that.
Kage: Oooooh, do I sense someone into the birb UwU.
Raijin was annoyed.
Raijin: S-shut up man... I saw that you were with Fauna and you were flirting with her, how's it going with her.
Kage: Smooth and slow man. Want tips from me how to swoon a girl.
Raijin: I rather go die in a ditch than listen to your love tips.
Kage: You're such a killjoy you know.
Raijin was surrounded by electricity as his eyes glowed yellow.
Raijin: What was that?
Kage: Nothing nothing, let's stream. :D
Raijin: Fine.
Minutes passed and they started the stream.
They were present on the screen but they were seperate from one another.
One side's background was red and black checkered room filled with a couple of mouse plushies of him and Baelz, a pair of sickles hanging on the wall along with a picture of cheddar cheese. This was Kage's side of the stream.
The other side was a blue sky and below it was a cloudy platform with a throne made out of clouds as a lightning shaped spear was resting on the side of the throne. This was Raijin's side.
Kage: Welcome welcome y'all, to our double QnA stream!
The chat spammed.
Lordofthelair: Sup Kage and Raijin.
Citizen_Soldier16: Like zoinke, Shaggy is in the house!
Improbablygay: Lord Shaggy! Great to see you again!
Kage: Me and good Ol Raijin decided that it'd be best for us to do our long overdue debuts together so you can get to know us, right Rai?
Raijin: Yeah yeah, I'm sure we can make it count.
Kage: That's why we combined our backgrounds to one. What do y'all think?
The chat spammed.
DazedBirb: There's Cherry Boy.
Satisfracture63: Raijin's background is kinda dope, but I like Kage's background more.
JustARando13: Basically the two are ying and yang but Hololivized.
Kage's avatar smiled.
Kage: Alright time to answer the Q's so roll them up y'all!
In a matter of time they got what they wanted in the form of normal questions and superchats.
Raijin: Alright that's a huge load of questions but we're gonna try to answer them all to you as fast as possible. For those that we missed out on their questions no need to get angry and stuff, maybe we can read them in a future live stream we can assure you that.
The chat was shocked about Raijin's response.
Chat: Raijin has a point/First time seeing him this civilized lol.
Kage cackled.
Kage: Yeah, aight who's going first?
Raijin: I'll go first. Let me check a question.
He then saw a question from Citizen_Soldier16.
Raijin: A question from Citizen_Soldier16, "Like zoinks dudes , it's me Lord Shaggy. I wanna ask you how powerful Raijin is cause I could obviously beat him with just 0.0000000000001% of my power with just a finger". You really wanna know how powerful I am? Well here's the thing pal I control all the weather around the world and I can throw it all at you, you won't see it coming.
Kage: Wow chill dude, the guy's probably just joking
The chat had some things to say about it.
Improbablygay: How dare he disrespect the Lord like that.
Thediamondcentral12: Those are probably Raijin's famous last words cause he's not making out of this alive.
Lordofthelair: Guy doesn't know that his cheeks are about to get clapped.
Citizen_Soldier16: Are you approaching me?
The two laughed.
Kage: Aight my turn. Let's see, a question from RatInTheHat69. "Will you be doing a collab stream with Bae soon?" Of course pal, she's the first on my list. We're like two peas in a pod as our chemistry is unmatchable than any other siblings. She's the brain and I'm the muscle of the duo. I love her so fucking much.
Then he got a superchat from Baelz herself.
Hakos Baelz Ch. Hololive-EN: Awwww thanks bro. Luv u too :3.
Raijin: Your sister just donated and said she loved you too.
Kage: Appreciate it sis.
Raijin: My turn, let's see... A question from Lordofthelair. "Will you be streaming with Kronii in the future?"
He was silent about it.
Kage: Well dude what's your answer?
Raijin:.... I'll think about it, that's all I can say...
Kage: Ok, moving on. A question from Edgelord. "Who would you hug, kiss, date, marry, step on and nibble from the Holocouncil?"
Kage gasped as Raijin was surprised.
Kage: Oooooooh, now that's a good question. Well it's tough but I'll hug Bae cause we're siblings duh!
Raijin: Isn't it obvious?
Kage: Pretty much. Next I'd kiss umm.... Kronii...
Raijin was disgusted.
Raijin: Good luck with that, she's terrible at kissing.
Kage: How do you know?
Raijin: She literally pulled out one of her swords on a guy that tried to kiss her on the lips.
Then they got a superchat from Kronii herself.
Ouro Kronii Ch. Hololive-EN: Not true, baka! 😠😠😠
Kage laughed.
Kage: Your sister says otherwise.
Raijin: Whatever I won't mind you kissing her at all.
Kage: Next one is tough.... I think I'll marry Fauna.
Raijin: Why would you marry her?
Kage: Cause she's hot and nice to talk with UwU.
He then cackled.
Kage: If we get married, I would like to do some things with her... Hehe...
Raijin: Oh spare me the details.
He was disgusted.
Kage: Well I won't review too much, but I'll say that I'll sop her up with a biscuit 😏.
Raijin: Where's the barf bag.
The chat went wild after Kage's choice of words.
Lordofthelair: Such a chad move.
CodyJohnson753: Gigachad!
Dazedbirb: If Raijin can't take the heat he can get out of the kitchen lol.
The chat then posted #ChadKage repeatedly.
Then suddenly they recieved a superchat from Fauna herself.
Ceres Fauna Ch. Hololive-EN: 🥵🥵🥵
Kage: Hehe boi... As for stepping well I'd say Sana.
The chat reacted.
JustARando13: Well she has a feet fettish so it makes sense.
Citizen_Soldier16: Well I stepped on her before and she liked it.
A superchat donation from Sana appeared.
Tsukumo Sana Ch. Hololive-EN: Pls step on me! 🙏
Kage: Maybe one day :3. As for nibbling I'll choose both Mumei and Raijin.
Raijin blushed madly as he grit his teeth.
Raijin: Alright alright, enough lewd thoughts. Let's see, my turn now... A question from EyeOfTheStorm.avi "Who would you choose between kiss, marry and kill with the Council?"
Well, kill is pretty obvious with me and that's Kronii.
Kage: Woah, why her bro?
Raijin: I don't know, she usually gets on my nerves and always bosses me around and I DON'T like bosses.
Kage: I mean you work for Yagoo but I don't see you complaining.
The chat reacted to this.
Chat: Ooooooooooooooooh!
Raijin huffed.
Kage: Who would you kiss?
Raijin: I don't know...
His avatar slightly blushed.
Raijin: Maybe... Mumei...
Kage: He said it folks!
Chat: Shocking!/Not deserving of the birb!
A superchat from Mumei now appeared.
Nanashi Mumei Ch. Hololive-EN: Wow.....
Raijin was now a blushing mess.
Raijin: Whatever... Moving on.
Raijin then decided to mess with Kage.
Raijin: And as for marry... I'll take Fauna >:).
Kage:.........
He was silent as his face darkened.
Kage: What... What did you say...?
His avatar smiled menacingly.
Raijin: Wow calm down, it's just a question it's not like it's gonna happen irl. Plus I was messing with you.
Kage: Right... Well let's keep going. A question from Yandere4Life and it's for the two of us.
Raijin: What is it?
Kage: "Can you both make Yandere impressions?"
Kage cackled.
Kage: I'm sure we can.
Then suddenly the backgrounds where the two were changed as they now smirker menacingly.
Kage: Hey there cutie... Would you please help me with my math homework cause I suck at it...
Raijin twitched one eye.
Raijin: As with me... Math is not my taste either...
Kage twitched an eye too.
Kage: Why thanks, say why don't ya hang out with us aftet class.
Raijin: Yeah, it's not like we bite.
The two at this point were having fun with the impressions.
Kage: Where are you going darling? You're gonna miss out on the fun...
Raijin: Why the rush? Please stay with us... We'll keep you company...
Kage rolled his ahead around.
Kage: Nice phone ya got there... Mind if we borrow it... Don't worry... We'll give it back... We promise....
Raijin: Who are you texting with... Is it someone that we're familiar with...?
Raijin's smirk was more menacing.
Raijin: Don't worry, we just wanna know...
Kage: We don't bite, come on... Share us your secret...
The chat was clearly scared of the duo.
Chat: They clearly make great impressions for Yanderes/I'm scared/Where's the bonk boton, we need it now!
Kage laughed.
Kage: What's wrong...? Did someone hurt you darling...?
Raijin: Can you tell us.... We would like to have a word with him...?
Kage: Yes... Share us your pain...
Raijin: It won't take too long...
Kage laughed.
Kage: The guy that made fun of you was so funny without his head...
Raijin: When we said that we would wanna have a word with him... We actually meant it... Physically...
The two were silent before cackling menacingly.
Kage: Don't worry, there's no need to cry... We'll keep you safe... As long as you stay with us...
Raijin: Yeah... We won't mind sharing you together... Right Kage...
Kage: Yes... I don't mind at all Raijin...
Raijin: We'll all live together... Hapilly ever after....
They then laughed maniacally before stopping.
The background lightened up again.
Kage: That was awesome man.
Raijin: Yeah, that felt pretty good. What do you guys think?
The chat spammed.
DazedBirb: For a cherry boy, you sure can be scary as a yandere.
Lordofthelair: I'm sure people are about to make Yandere art out of you after the stream.
Improbablygay: Best impressions I have ever heard! Bravo.
So far the chat liked their impressions.
Kage: Glad you like them, now let's continue!
They continued with the QnA stream for 2 more hours til they stopped and went to do their own things.
OK guys, this was chapter 5.
Peace out!
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