Trophy: Hey losers, I'm fucking bored

OJ: Trophy, what did I tell you about addressing people like that? Baseball already told you too

Trophy: Oh sorry

Trophy: Hey bitches, I'm fucking bored

Yang: DUDE YOU ARE A LEGEMD!🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰

Trophy: Well I have a boyfriend 

Yang: I was just complimenting you wtf

Yang: I never give compliments be happy 

Trophy: Well, then why the 🥰 emoji?

Yang: That was a typo

Trophy: Suree

Yin: I can say, yes that was a typo

Yin: Yes I'm backing Yang up, but only because you are a bitch 

Yang: Yin, you're finally starting to learn how to hate people. You're still a disappointment tho.

Trophy: Haha yeah your mom prolly likes Yang more 

Yang: We ain't brothers. According to some research someone did on us we were just two regular balls which got fused together and came to life

Yin: Yeah

Trophy: HAH so y'all are orphans!

Yang: No we live with your mom

Yin: Yang stop you're losing me here

Yang: Call us yo daddy's 

Yin: Yea no you completely lost me now Yang. I ain't doing this anymore

Trophy: You think I'm calling you shorties dAdDy? How old are y'all? Nine?

Soap: Can you just stop arguing? 

Paper: Yeah we don't want your notifications 

Pickle: Yeah just make a private chat

Yang: ALRIGHT BITCH! LETS GO! I'LL DESTROY YOUR ASS!

Yang and Trophy disconnected

Yin: I'm seriously so disappointed in him...

Private chat

Yang created a group chat

Yang added Trophy

Yang changed the chat name to FIGHT ME BITCH AND CALL ME YO DADDY NOW!

Trophy: ... really?

Yang: Ye

Yang: Now call me daddy bc I fucked yo mom

Trophy: You're literally shorter and prolly younger than me 

Yang: We are all adults in this AU so why does it matter?

Trophy: Bruh casually breaks the fourth wall

Lightbulb joined FIGHT ME BITCH AND CALL ME YO DADDY NOW!

Lightbulb: Hiiii!✨✨✨

Trophy: Lemme gues, HaCcS?

Lightbulb: Haccs for life 

Lightbulb: I came here to watch the fight

Lightbulb: I will send Fan an invite too

Yang: DUDE THIS IS JUST A ONE ON ONE FIGHT!

Yang: SO GET LOST!

Trophy: Yeah bitch I want to destroy this motherfucker in peace

Trophy: So leave or I'll bang you

Yang: OH MY GOD LMAOOOOOO!

Trophy: BAN* NOT BANG! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

Lightbulb: Sorry man but I already have Painty and they are perfect bang material 

Lightbulb: So yeah✨

Trophy: Why are you referring to Paintbrush with "they"? It's one person

Trophy: Yin and Yang and the Cherries are two in one so they can be referred to with "they"

Trophy: Also I'm pretty sure Paintbrush is a he

Lightbulb: ...

Yang: Bitch

Yang: I was already mad

Yang: But NOW I AM FURIOUS! YOU TRANSPHOBIC PEACE OF SHIT! YES I AM ALLY! YIN AND I ARE BOTH BISEXUAL AND WE RESPECT ANY GENDER AND SEXUALITY!

Trophy: Bitch I'm gay myself

Trophy: Also Paintbrush is a he

Trophy: I'm sure 

Lightbulb: You made a big mistake

Lightbulb added Paintbrush 

Paintbrush: Lightbulb what is this? And why is the chat name "FIGHT ME BITCH AND CALL ME YO DADDY NOW!"?

Lightbulb: Yang and Trophy are fighting

Yang: TROPHY IS A ENBYPHOBIC PEACE OF SHIT!

Trophy: BUTCH THE FUCK ARE YALL TALKING ABOUT PAINTBRUSH IS A HE RIGHT? OR AM I WRONG?

Yang: He thinks they/them only goes for two persons in one like Yin and I and the Cherries

Paintbrush: Bitch

Paintbrush: You're so dumb and wrong

Paintbrush: You just single-handedly lowered the IQ of this chat to -10

Paintbrush: I'm non-binary, bitch

Paintbrush: And I go by they/them

Yang: Ha bitch told you so

Trophy: WELL I DIDNT KNOW!

Paintbrush: Well now you know

Paintbrush: And don't make any transphobic or enbyphobic jokes again you peace of fucking shit or I will fucking yeet your ass to Mars

Paintbrush: I might not type on caps lock like y'all are doing but my bristles are on fucking fire I swear

Paintbrush: Lightbulb, let's get tf out of this unhealthy chat

Lightbulb: Nuuuuu I wanna watch the fight!

Paintbrush: NO!

Lightbulb: Ok...

Paintbrush and Lightbulb left the chat

Yang: HA! GOT FUCKING DESTROYED! NOW CALL ME DADDY!

Trophy: Paintbrush didn't even take part in this fight so it doesn't count. 

Yang: I'm gonna leave now bc I've won and your a sore loser

Trophy: You're*

Yang: Idc

Yang left the chat

Normal chat

Yang: GUESS WHAT? I WON THE FIGHT!

Yin: Congrats...

Yang: Trophy is still in the fight chat

Trophy: No I ain't 

Trophy: Also you didn't say anything else than "call me yo daddy"

Yang: I will send screenshots 

Yang sent a file: "Screenshots_of_fight_I_FUCKING_WON!"

Paintbrush: I threatened to yeet Trophy to Mars because he made an enbyphobic joke

Trophy: WHAT I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT PB WAS A HE!

Soap: Oh my god

Yin: Wow Yang

Yin: I didn't know you were ally

Yang: Bitch we are both bi

Yin: Oh yeah you're right 

Trophy: BITCHES I AM GAY MYSELF! 

Cheesy: Yeah he is... he just hates everyone

Trophy: Yeah. Gender doesn't matter. Everyone sucks. 

Cheesy: Except me

Trophy: Except you...