"Stay down, Damn it!" Soda Bottle said roughly, pinning Backpack down to the bed again. Backpack blushed.

~Comments~

Subway Seat: This isn't the cute fluffy story I was hoping for-

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Liam: Help why am I reading this? WHY AM I READING THIS? WHY- I WAS STRAIGHT A SECOND AGO I PROMISE- WHAT IS MY LIFE?

Folder, replying to Liam: The meaning of life, as we perceive it, is derived from philosophical and religious contemplation of, and scientific inquiries about existence, social ties, consciousness, and happiness.

Texty: @Folder dont care didnt ask

Bryce: Dude why the fuck-

Liam: BRYCE?!

Bryce: Yeah, I was horny

Liam: Me too but wtfffff😭

Bryce: I should ask that to you. Like, since when are you straight? You're a bicon 

Airy: Lmao gay

Liam: AIRY?!

Bryce: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

Airy: ...Reading a smut book of the competition I hosted, called ONE.

Liam: Ok why WHY US SPECIFICALLY? 

Airy: Because this is a smut about you guys specifically, in this book about the competition I hosted, called ONE.

Charlotte *Writer*: Airy, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE?! I even expected Backpack and Soda Bottle more here

Charlotte *Writer*: Oh I just saw y'all's names are Liam and Bryce. Ok

Airy: Can't I just read smut and shake my shlong? 

Amelia: BROOO WHAT? AIRY? WTF? Also why would air have a dong?

Charlotte *Writer*: LMAO or he has an Airussy

Liam: HELP??!😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀✋

Amelia: HELP I DECIDED TO GO TO YT AND PLAYED A DESPACITO EARRAPE! TURNS OUT, MY HEADPHONES WERE ON FULL VOLUME! MY EARSt ARE BLEEDING NOW!

Airy: Lol I'm peeing planets this made me wheeze-

Folder: If you're experiencing problems with peeing, you should go to the doctor, because there might be something wrong with your kidneys or bladder. 

Texty: I regret replying to this thread

Bryce: We all do

Liam: I'm wondering why I'm such a bottom in this smut tho

Charlotte *Writer*: Because you are

Amelia: Ooh

Bryce: Wanna find out why? /hj

Airy: Help

Charlotte *Writer*: @Airy Your replies be dryer than my moldussy after seeing/hearing someone use the word daddy in a smut/porno

Liam: @Bryce WDYM "/HJ"?!?!!

Bryce: /j*

Charlotte *Writer*: /srs*

Liam: Yeah no I'm out

Bryce: Same

Amelia: What in the fuck... I left for five minutes-

Folder: Fuck is often used as a curse word. It's also a verb, which is used to describe people having sex. "Hello, want to fuck?" 

Amelia: Dude, you're going crazy.

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Istg I know I'm using way too many ussy jokes but they're just funny ok? They just are.