"What should we get for him for his birthday?" Jin asked the other members.

"How about a neck pillow," Namjoon suggested.

Jin wrote it down on the whiteboard.

"How about a Kumamon plushie," Jungkook suggested.

"I like that," Jin told him as he wrote it down.

"What about condoms, he never uses them with the trophies and we want him to have safe sex. We don't want any lady awards or trophies getting preggo," Taehyung suggested.

They all stared at him for a few seconds.

"That's genius," Hoseok grinned. "Write it down, Jin hyung."

Jin wrote it down. "Any other suggestions."

"Um," Jimin started. "He loves his trophies. I was thinking buying a life size one and at the bottom it says something like best fucker ever or something, I don't know," he explained shyly.

Jin screamed. "That's perfect, Jiminnie. Let's get on this right away!"

Jin ordered everyone around for the next few weeks, making sure that Yoongi's gift would be perfect and would be very surprising.

Meanwhile, Yoongi continued to polish his trophies and awards. After a while, they start to go dusty and Yoongi can't have that. It'd be very bad for the both of them. Him because of risk of infection or disease or both and the trophies/ awards because of bad sex. He was trying to avoid these sad, very sad circumstances.

It's way too late right now. Lol. I need sleep. Luckily there is no school tomorrow.