READER'S POV

The next day, we were at the dining table having breakfast and somehow, the brothers have heard about last events about me making a pact with Mammon.

"AHAHAHAHA!!" Asmodeus laughed when he heard the news.

"Asmodeus, keep your voice down. If Mammon hears you, he'll get upset again, and we won't hear the end of it," Satan told Asmo with a frown.

"Eh, he won't be awake for a while. He's really not a morning demon, you know? And anyway, how can you NOT laugh after what's happened? I mean, this is Mammon, and yet a human was able to play him like a fiddle and force him into a pact."

Satan curled up his lips as he snickered quietly.

"Hey, I hear you laughing, Satan! I know you think it's funny, too!"

'I don't see what the big deal is but then again, watching Mammon getting onto his knees was really funny. I wished I had taken a picture of it when I had the chance.'

I thought to myself as I ate my breakfast.

"Mm, this is delicious. The meat is so tender..." Beel commented as he ate his food.

"Beel, calm down. You're biting off chunks of your plate along with your food," Levi warned him.

Asmo turned to look at me and he said to me.

"Anyway, I have to say I'm surprised. I never thought an average human like you would be able to make a pact with Mammon - certainly not THIS fast. I guess they really did know what they were doing when they picked you for the exchange program, huh?"

"I still can't believe I managed it," I told him with a small smile.

"Well, I guess it could simply be beginner's luck, yes..." Satan told me.

"All I know is that I finally got Mammon to give me back my money. So, I couldn't ask for a better outcome! Epic win for Leviathan! I should've rounded up a random human and done this sooner! Now I'll be able to buy the Blu-ray box set of Journey to the Devildom: The Tale of the Little She-Devil and her Reluctant Companio! The initial round of copies includes promotional tickets to a live event as a special bonus! That live event is going to be sooooo epic!"

I sweat dropped when I saw Levi's happy face and then Asmo spoke up.

"You know, I find it surprising enough that (Y/n) managed to make a pact with Mammon...but, what's even more shocking is the team-up with Levi that helped make it happen. Don't you think?"

"Yep, I never thought I'd see the day that a human won over Levi, but here we are," Satan spoke with a smile.

"Excuse me?! Don't go getting the wrong idea. Nobody won me over! Our interests just happened to align, that's all! The relationship was purely business! I mean, why would I want anything to do with some non-otaku normie of a human? I wouldn't! I mean, I'm spoken for! I'm no cheater! M-M-My one true love is-"

"Chesseburgers," Beelzebud cuts Levi's sentence off.

"No! That's YOUR one true love, Beel!" Levi shouted at him.

"Mm...I get hungry just thinking about them." 

Beel drooled over the thought. I chuckled at his reaction before Asmo asked me.

"You know, the way things are going the rest of us just might find ourselves in a pact with (Y/n) as well if we're not careful. If you had your choice, which one of us would you forge a pack with next, (Y/n)?"

That question took me by surprise but, it was still a good one. I looked at the three brothers and I decided which demon I would pick to make a pact with next.

"Well, if I had to pick one of you three, I'd chose Beel."

"Uh-uh. No. Although, if you'd make sure I always had tons and tons of food - as much as I could eat - then I'd consider it," Beel spoke with a smile.

"...Beel. Have you been reaching over and swiping food off of (Y/n)'s plate this whole time?" Satan asked him before I glanced down and he was right, most of my food had gone missing and I was 100 percent sure that I had more than that.

"Oh, it's fine. I'm not much of a big eater anyways," I told Satan before I gave the rest of my food to Beel who happily scoffed it down his mouth.

"You won't be able to tame us as easily as you did Mammon, (Y/n). In fact, it's quite offensive of you to think we're as stupid as that poor excuse of a demon," Asmo warned me.

"I'll keep that in mind."

BONK!

"OW! Why'd you hit me?! I can't believe you actually STRUCK my beautiful, beautiful head!" Asmo shouted while clutching his head after a certain idiotic demon whacked him.

"Not even Lucifer has ever done something like that! Why are you always getting so VIOLENT with me, Mammon?!" Asmo whined.

"That was for callin' me a poor excuse for a demon, you peabrain! Actually, I outghta hit all of ya, the way you talk about me. Y'all think you're so great," Mammon spoke with a frown.

"It's not that we think we're so great."

"No, not at all. We just think you're a complete and utter fool."

Satan and Asmo told him while I nodded my head in agreement.

"They're right, you're an idiot," I told him with a small frown.

"HEY, that's even worse! Don't treat me like I'm stupid!"

"Oh, I'm afraid that's one thing that's not going to change."

"Nope," Asmo agreed with Satan.

"Mm, this right here is delicious, too..." Beel mumbled as he ate his food.

"Serves you right, Mammon! lololol!" Levi and I chuckled.

"I hate every last one of you. None of this would have happened to being with it it weren't for that bastard Lucifer! It's all because he took my credit card from me! Just snatched Goldie away - kidnapped her against her will!"

"Ugh, don't talk about your credit card like it's a person. It's gross," Levi told him with a frown.

"Mmhm, it really is..." Asmo agreed.

"SHUT UP, both of ya!" Mammon shouted before smirking.

"Also, I can't believe that when he said he froze it, he meant that LITERALLY! Who sticks a credit card in the freezer?! What's up with that?! Was that supposed to be some sort of dad joke?! Cause if so, it was awfully lame!"

I glanced over his shoulder and there he was, Lucifer was standing right behind him.

"Uh, Mammon?" I called out to him.

"Eh, guess maybe I shoulda expected somethin' like that from him.

"Mammon," I called out to him again.

"I mean, he may not be a dad, but he's pretty old, isn't he?"

I shook my head at him while waving my hand under my chin like a director does to say cut.

"Guess I shouldn't be surprised he's a fan of dad jokes. AHAHAHAHA!" Mammon laughed and so did Lucifer.

"Haha! Man, I gotta stop laughin' so hard. My stomach is hurtin'! But you gotta agree, Lucifer is pretty old, isn't he?"

"You think?" Lucifer asked him.

Mammon stood there in silence for a moment before he turned around and shouted in fear.

"D'AAAAH!!"

BONK!!

I flinched when Lucifer punched him.

"I tried to warn you..." I mumbled before Mammon shouted at Lucifer.

"...Ow! Hey, what's the big idea?! You didn't have to hit me THAT hard!"

"...You know, he's so stupid that it's almost sad," Asmo commented.

"Mmhm. I can't believe he's actually our brother. It's almost like we're being punished or something," Satan spoke up.

"I feel bad for you guys," I told them.

"Hey, I heard that!" Mammon shouted while rubbing the top of his head where Lucifer whacked him.

Lucifer looked at me and he said to me.

"I heard about what happened, (Y/n). Apparently, you outfoxed a certain dimwit of a demon and forged a pact with him."

"Who're you callin' a dimwit?!" Mammon shouted at Lucifer.

"Your opponent may have been stupid, but even so, you've only just arrived. It's a real accomplishment managing a feat like that in such a short span of time. Well done. I imagine Diavolo will be pleased as well. We continue to expect big things from you," Lucifer ignored Mammon.

Mammon looked at me and he said to me.

"Hey, human! C'mon, time to get going."

'Okay, who is supposed to be the master again?' I asked in my mind

"Don't just sit there with your head in the clouds. It's time for class! So, let's go!"

Mammon shouted before he grabbed my wrist and he pulled me out of the room.

"Wah! see you guys later!" I told the others before Mammon and I went into the hallway and he started complaining again.

"Seriously, what's with that guy? He can't go a single minute without bringin' up Diavolo. It's always Diavolo this and Diavolo that. If Davolo told you to go jump off a cliff to your death would ya do THAT too, Lucifer?! ...Ya know what? Knowin' him, he probably would."

"What did you expect? he is Diavolo's right hand man after all," I told him with my arms folded.

"Whatever. You know what? ever since you got here, it's been nothin' but one bad thing after another for me."

"Boo-hoo, for you. It's not always my fault that you land yourself into trouble."

Mammon frowned and then he said to me.

"Let's get somethin' straight. I didn't make this pack 'cause I wanted to, and I ain't happy about it! Everything I did, I did for my credit card-for my baby Goldie! If you end up gettin' yourself eaten by some demon here at RAD, don't blame me, 'cause I don't give a damn. You got that?! Don't go thinkin' you're all great and stuff just 'cause you managed to make some stupid pact, human!"

"Are you quite finished?" I asked him with a frown.

"Yes."

"Fine, but, can you please stop calling me human over and over again. I do have a name you know."

"Shut your mouth! I'll call you what I damn well please! You don't deserve to have me call you by your real name, human! You're nothin' but a lowly human. Don't think you can go givin' orders to ME! 'Cause I'll eat ya, I swear! Startin' from the ehad and working my way down! Is that what you want?!" Mammon shouted as he leaned close to me which made me step back a little.

"Eh? What's wrong? Am I that intimidating? Do I frighten you?"

"Not at all," I spoke with a smirk since I wasn't scared of him or any other demon for that matter.

"Then listen... if you stop talkin back and just do what I tell ya, then things be so bad for-"

"Stay!!" I commanded him

"Wh...!" Mammon shouted as he froze on the spot. "Wh-What's goin' on!? I-I can't move..!"

"Ha! well what do you know? it works!" I spoke with a smirked.

"Wh-What'd you do to me?! Is this some kind of magic?! Listen up, h...hu...human...(Y/n)."

I burst out laughing at that point while Mammon shouted at me.

"What the...dammit!! Don't tell me this is all 'cause of the pact?!"

"hahahaha!!! it certainly looks like it, Mammon....hehehehe!" I told him while laughing at him.

"Stop laughing and listen to me! You may control my body, not my mind! I'm my own boss, and I always will be! Don't you ever forget that! Huma...(Y/n)....(Y/n), my boss! No, Your majesty (Y/n)...!"

I continued to laugh at Mammon and then I said to him.

"Oh man, I am going to have so much fun with this, *evil chuckle*"

Mammon looked me nervously and he said to me.

"Please go easy on me..."