Chapter 45
READER'S POV
"NO NO NO NO NO! I don't wanna go to the human woooooorld!" Mammon yelled as we got teleported to the human world, however...we're still in Devildom.
I blinked a few times and looked around and I was confused why we're still here.
"Huh?" Mammon looked around as well.
"Wait..." Lucifer mumbled.
"Hey, what's the big idea scarin' me like that, huh?! This ain't the human world...we're still in the Devildom!" Mammon shouted.
"...Strange. Why didn't it work? I'm certain I did everything right..." Lucifer spoke with a confused look.
"Oh dear...I think I know why it didn't work," I spoke while scratching the back of my head.
"Me too," Raven agreed.
"Uh, Lucifer. Have you forgtten that you're in Satan's body right now?" Mammon asked before Lucifer's eyes widen in realisation.
"I see...so even though it's really me, as long as I'm in Satan's body, I can't use the magic circle. Without a mirror around to remind me, it's easy to forget that I'm someone else right now..."
"Welp, if you can't use the magic circle, then I guess that's that!" Mammon spoke with a smile.
"No trip to the human world! That curse is gonna wear off eventually anyway, right? And then you'll change back. As for that speech thing you've got tomorrow, I'll go have a talk with Satan for ya. 'Course, my services aren't free of charge. Bout, don't worry, I'll give ya a family discount-"
"That won't be necessary," A voice cuts him off.
We turned to look at the source and it's Satan. "I hate speeches. They're a giant hassle, and I've got no intention of agreeing to give one."
"Satan!" I spoke with a smile.
"Wh...?! Satan! What're you doing here?!" Mammon asked.
"What, is there something wrong with me being here? Either way, I heard everything you guys said. So, don't just stand there doing nothing. Come on, let's get going!" Satan told us.
"Get going? Wait, don't tell me you actually wanna go to the-"
"To the human world, yes. That was your plan, right? To find the witch who created the curse that caused us to switch bodies and have her lift it," Satan told us.
"Don't think this means I'll owe you anything," Lucifer spoke with a frown.
"Unlike a certain Stupidmammon, I won't be deceived so easily," Satan spoke with a smirk and that nickname for Mammon made me laugh.
"Hey, come on! You didn't even leave out any letters! Now everyone knows ya mean me!" Mammon complained.
"Well, it does suit you," I told him and then Mammon glared at me.
"What did you say?!"
"Nothing, nothing at all!" I spoke with a smile.
"Anyway, that's not what this is about. I'm just tired of being in this body, that's all. I've gotten all the fun out of it I can," Satan told us with a smirk but Lucifer wasn't impressed.
On that note, Satan and Lucifer both hold their hands over the magic circle. Mammon stood next to me and he said to them, "Hey...whoa! What the...so now you two are cooperatin'?! I thought you hated each other?!"
"From the looks of things, they seem to be getting along fine," I spoke with a smile while Mammon sweat dropped nervously.
"Listen, if you wanna go see this witch or whatever, fine! Just don't make me go..."
Suddenly, a bright light appeared and then Mammon screamed, "...with youuuuAAAAAAHHH!"
***
"Mmmm! Oh yeah! That's GOOD...REAL GOOD! Man, the human world totally has the best dark beers!" Mammon smiled as he downed another tankard of beer.
"...Eh? What is it, (Y/n)? You look like you wanna say somethin'..." Mammon asked me.
"Mammon, we have rule in the human world and the law is you can't drink until you're of age here!" I scolded him.
"Now listen...how old do ya think I am. anyway? Don't make assumptions based on how I look...I'm way over 5000, y'know. WAY over!" Mammon told me while I sweat dropped.
"I didn't want to come, but as long as I'm here, I'm not gonna waste my chance to have fun! Aaah, it's been a long time since I've been in the human world without being summoned by a witch!" Mammon smiled.
"Exactly how long do you plan to hang around here goofing off? Come on, time to get moving," Satan told him as he tried to move Mammon.
"What?! But I've still got a lotta drinkin' to do!" Mammon complained.
"Mammon, if you're going to stay here drinking, then we're leaving you with the bill. The entire bill," Lucifer told him with an evil smirk.
"Wait wait wait wait wait I'm coming! So, uh...you can pay Lucifer! ...My favourite brother!" Mammon smiled.
"Ugh, enough. Just...stop talking," Lucifer told him as we dragged him out of the pub.
***
After we dragged Mammon out of the pub, we got to a train station and Mammon looked excited for some reason.
"Hey...hey, (Y/n)! Check it out! This place is selling offical Harrison Porter and the WOrld of Wizards merchandise! Wait...this is actually one of the locations where the movie was filmed, wasn't it?! WHOA! And these are the same chocolate lizards they had in the movie, huh?! Oh, and this gum was in it, too! I can't NOT buy them now!"
I sweat dropped and then Lucifer spoke up, "And who exactly do you imagine is going to pay for that?"
"Well you, of course! Who else?! I mean, it's not like I've got any human world money on me," Mammon smiled.
"You never have any money, Mammon. Regardless of the world you're in," Satan spoke with a frown.
"Hey...whoa. It's not like I don't get any money at all! I'm just always either savin' it all up or spendin' it like crazy. So I never have any on hand, that's all!"
"You truly are demon's demon, Mammon..." Lucifer grumbled.
Mammon turned his attention to me and he held up two chocolate lizard keychains. "Look at this, (Y/n)! They've got chocolate lizard keychains! And it looks like real chocolate. Man, they did a good job on these, huh...You totally want one too, right?! Right? ...Right?!"
I looked at him with a surprised look before looking at the key chains again. I had a little think and Raven was whispering in my ear.
"(Y/n), don't do it! don't do it!"
"I do," I spoke with a smile while Raven fell off my shoulder while growling in annoyance.
"I knew it! C'mon, we'll buy a matching pair!" Mammon grinned.
"Fine, I suppose I don't have a choice..." Lucifer mumbled as he got his money out.
"...Wait a minute. Lucifer, why are you buyin' four? We only need two; one for me, and one for (Y/n)."
"There are four of us here," Lucifer told him before Raven barked at him. "Well, five including the dog."
"Wha?! So now you, me, and Satan are gonna have matching keychains?! Why's it gotta be like that?! Ugh, that's just gross," Mammon complained.
"Well, Lucifer, it seems Mammon doesn't want one. So, I guess we'll only be needing three then. One for you, one for me, and one for (Y/n)," Satan spoke with a small frown.
"No...wait, i do want one! I totally do! I gotta have one...!" Mammon whined.
***
After we got the keychains and the tickets, we're now on the train. Don't know where we're going but, I don't mind. Before we got on there, Lucifer looked at Raven and he said to me.
"Hold on, (Y/n). You better put a leash on Raven."
"What?!!" Raven whined.
"Sorry, but, they won't allow dogs on the train unless they're on a lead," Lucifer told him.
"I've got a better idea. Raven, I don't suppose..."
"Say no more," Raven smirked before he shifted into a human form.
My eyes twinkled in amazement when I saw his human form. Raven has long black hair that's in a side ponytail. Piercing light blue eyes, pale skin and his outfit consists of a black jacket, a dark blue shirt, black trousers and brown shoes. He's also wearing the dog collar I got for him as well.
"Wow, Raven you look amazing!"
"Whoa...even I have to admit, that's a very good transformation," Satan complimented him.
"Why thank you," He smiled. "Shall we get going now?"
I nodded my head as Raven offered his arm to me and I wrapped my arm around his as we got on the train.
A while later...
"Whoooooa! Check it out, (Y/n)! Sheep...real live sheep! There's a whole flock of 'em! WHOA! Bet they taste good!" Mammon shouted as he looked out of the window.
"Mammon, quit shouting every time you see something mildly interesting. You're embarrassing us," Satan spoke with a frown.
"It seems I made the right choice reserving a private cabin for us on the train. Though first class was expensive," Lucifer mumbled.
I shook my head at Mammon while Raven sat next to me. I still couldn't believe how handsome he looks in that human form of his as well.
"By the way, they've got a place where you can go and eat on this train, right? What was it called again...the dinging car? heheheheh. I'm gonna go take some pictures and brag about it to Beel when we get back to the Devildom. Be back in a minute!" Mammon smiled before leaving the cabin.
After mammon left, we sat there in silence because something felt off. Lucifer was the one who broke the silence.
"...So, would you say this is similar to what's known a family trip in the human world?"
"...Maybe, yeah. You know, the view out the window is nice," Satan spoke up and then we went back into silent mode.
'I guess everything appears to be all right. At least those two are getting along so well,' I thought to myself before we heard a scream.
"Someone call the crew! A woman's been stabbed!" Someone shouted after this woman screamed.
"Wait, what?" I asked with a confused look before we heard someone speak up.
"The guy who did it...he was young! He had white hair, and tan skin, and he was wearing sunglasses!"
"Right, exactly! He was wearing a brown and white jacket, and he had some sort of keychain. It looked like a tail or something! He's the one who did it! He's the one who...who stabbed her to death!"
"A young guy with white hair and tan skin, wearing sunglasses...?" Lucifer mumbled.
"And he had on a white and brown jacket, with a keychain shaped like a tail attatched to his belt loop...?" Satan grumbled.
"Oh no..." I mumbled.
"Why does that description sound familiar?" Raven asked with a frown.
'Mammon what the hell did you do now?' I thought to myself with a frown.
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