^^^^ Belphie calls me and everyone else out :'D

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Mammon and Mc: *proceed to rob a bank for the heck of it*

Mammon: That was fun-!

Mc: Yeah haha-!

Lucifer: MAMMON, MC.

Mammon: *gulP*

Mc: oh no pfft-!!

Lucifer: What is this Im hearing about you both robbing a bank?

Mammon: W-Whats a bank? Neva' heard of one haha-

Mc: Mammon made me do it-!

Lucifer: ....

Mammon: WHAT?!? MC WHY-!

Lucifer: Mammon.

Mammon: I-I can explain o-older brother-

Lucifer: *drags Mammon to his room to get punished*

Mammon: N-NOO! MC HELP MEEE-!!

Mc: *laughs evily*

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Mammon: Im goin' to beat your ass-!

Mammon: >:0

Lucifer: What?

Mammon: I-I mean I'm go to eat your bass, y-yeah thats what I meant..

Mammon: ...hahhahahahah...

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Mc: Whats..hentai?

Levi: *blushes profusely*

Levi: W-w-why w-would y-you want to k-know..?

Mc: Asmo said it was like Anime but better so-

Everyone else feeling a disturbance in the force: ASMOOOOO-!

Asmo: *is looking at his reflection*

Asmo: Why do I feel more screwed than normal, hm~?

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Mc: High five Satan!

Satan: Sure.

Mc: siKe

Mc: *pulls out hand last sec*

Satan: *immediately grabs their handback*

Mc: W-wait w-what..?

Satan: *chuckles*

Satan: I am getting that high five wether you like it or not.

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Mc: *pokes Lucifers cheek*

Lucifer: Hm? Something you need?

Mc: *pokes Lucifer cheek again*

Lucifer: ..What do you need?

Mc: *pokes lucifers cheek 100 times*

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: ...Ill take that as nothing then.

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Mammon: So like I was sayin, I'd never be friends with a human.

Mammon: No way no how!

Levi: ..Uh huh..

Mammon: What? You tryin' to say I have?

Levi: I mean..

Levi: The fact your hugging them to death doesnt really help you lololol

Mc: *waves happily*

Levi: Aww-

Mammon: Ya dare even fawn over them for one more second and your dead to me, ya got that?

Mammon: *squeezes Mc*

Mammon: Precious..

Mc: Lmao what was that I couldnt hear you~?

Mammon: ..I-I said ferocious! Y-Yeah! Humans are soo greedy for hugs..like you are right now. Your lucky Im bein' this nice to you ya k-know?

Mc: *whispers* Totally a tsundere..

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Lucifer: Do you hear that Satan?

Satan: *weird music coming from a distance*

Satan: ...yeah I do actually.

Satan: Lets go check it out.

Lucifer: Agreed.

Satan: ...

Lucifer: ...

Satan: What in the name of-

*Diavolo and Mc chanting on top of a table while dancing in a circle*

Lucifer: *walks straight back out with Satan*

Lucifer: ...Lets agree to never speak of this ever?

Satan: *nods profusely*

Satan: We are taking this to our graves.

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Beel: *is hungry*

Beel: ..foood..

Mc: *notices*

Mc: Yo can I get you some food dude?

Beel: *perks up with big ass puppy dog eyes*

Mc: *faints from cuteness*

Beel: !

Beel: 5 second rule-?

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Mc: I dont like Lucifer.

Mammon: Why?

Mc: ..He tried to kill me twice and I never got an apolgy.

Lucifer: *is summoned*

Mammon: Fuck fuck fuck

Mc: Hes also super up tight, like cmon really?

Mc: Hes totally Diavolos lil' pet haha-!

Mammon: Yo human, you might wanna shut up-

Mc: No u! Anyway as I was sayin hes also super fit like wth?? Cant relate-

Mammon: LOOK BEHIND Y-YOU.

Mammon: *runs away at the speed of sound*

Mc: ...what?

Mc: ...oH-

Lucifer: Your really thinking of me that way? *chuckles*

Mc: N-No wait I-I..

Lucifer: Come to my room.

Lucifer: Ill show you the real me.

(and then they played twister all night long the end ;)

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these are all so stupid haha