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Mc: Will you marry me?

Mammon: Mc...

Mc: Y-yeah?

Mammon: Pfft, of course not. Why would I marry YOU?

Mc: Welp, it was worth a shot.

Mc: ...byeeeE!

Mammon: W-WAIT I WAS JUST KIDDING I SWEAR-

Mc: HA TOO LATE, BE FOREVER ALONE

Mammon: nnoOOOOOOooo-

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Asmo: Heya Satan~ I know another word for cats!

Satan: Hm..?

Satan: Wait..

Asmo: PUSS-

Satan: *quickly puts a hand over his mouth*

Satan: Let me stop you right there.

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Levi: H-He's in your bed...

Mc: ...bUT Im iN yOUr TWitcH cHaT.

Levi: ...

Mc: ...

Levi: DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU

Mc: DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU

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Asmo: I'm horny mc~

Mc: Hi horny, I'm dad!

Asmo: ..daddy?

Mc: ....

Mc: why are you like this :D

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Levi: IM GOING TO SUMMON LOTAN

Mc: YEAH? WELL I CHOOSE YOU-

Mc: -PICKACHU!

Levi: W-wait what?

Mc: You heard me.

Pikachu: Pika Pika, bitch.

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Lucifer: You're an idiot.

Mammon: heY-!

Mammon: Just cuz your correct doesn't mean your right!

Lucifer: Sigh..

Lucifer: ..how exactly are we related again?

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Mammons: You guys really need to stop bullying me.

Belphie: Yeah, bullying isn't nice.

Mammon: Yeah!

Belphie: Unless it's funny, and in your case...

Belphie: ..it always is!

Mammon: OH COME ON-

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Solomon: I'm going to take you out.

Asmo: Great, it's a date!

Solomon: ..I meant that as a threat?

Asmo: See you at five~

Solomon: "..and that, Mc, is how I got Asmo to make a pact with me!"

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Belphie: Hey Mc, what do you think of me..?

Mc: You're pretty chill.

Belphie: :D

Belphie: Oh btw, what did you think of me when you first saw me?

Mc: Hmm..

Mc: You were like the unexpected raisin hiding inside a chocolate chip cookie! >:(

Belphie: D:

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*pops in outta nowhere*

hello, after a year of not uploading anything- I have finished alot of oneshots but I feel like they could be better so they are drafts for now :')

btw it's asmos birthday today so that's cool :D