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S a t a n
You both take turns, but when it's your guys' turn you don't let him cook in fear he'll screw with Lucifer's serving of food.

"Satan, how about I cook for dinner, go to the dining room" You suggest to him mixing the soup and cooking the meat. "Atleast let me help" Satan said preparing to pour some [insert disgusting ingredient] into Lucifer's plate. "No, It may be funny but I really would like to live" You said sighing.

He ended up doing it anyway.

A s m o d e u s  ( A s m o )
You cook and he helps, occasionally. He usually just takes pictures of you cooking, him pretending to help, or both of you.

"Asmo sweetie, are you going to help or are you too pretty?" You asked him, sinking another piece of tofu in the boiling oil. Asmo took another picture. "I'm too pretty" He said glancing at you. 'Help me or I'll scrape the polish off your nails' You thought, sighing and kept cooking.

B e e l z e b u b ( B e e l )
You cook and he helps, you have to monitor him though because he might consume too much and call it a taste test.

"Here Beel have a taste, see if it has enough salt" You said taking a scoop of the food and giving the spoon to Beel, to which he consumes the food on it and almost practically inhales half of the dinner. "It's good" He said chewing happily. You smile softly and tiredly. 'Atleast he said it tastes good,and hey he didn't consume all of the dinner' You thought smiling.

B e l p h e g o r  ( B e l  p h i e )
You cook and he does the taste test. It's a pretty well built system, you cook the dinner/breakfast/lunch and feed a spoonful of it to Belphie to see if you got the taste just right.

"Belphie, you think this gravy is tasty enough on the mashed potatoes I'm making?" You asked pouring a bit of gravy you made on the mashed potatoes and fed it to your half asleep boyfriend. "It goood" he said sleepily munching on the spoonful. 'You're very adorable Belphie' You thought, your heart throbbing. "Thanks" You said and went back to the kitchen.