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чσu hαvє 1 nєw mєѕѕαgє frσm:
*pinecone face 🌲*
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15:39ᏢᎷ 

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⇢ pєrcч jαckѕσn
thαlíα grαcє ⇠

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hello my dear cousin, how are you on this fine day?

stop.
why are you texting me?
you never text me
what do you want?

is it not possible I want to have a nice, civilised conversation with my favourite cousin

no
anyway your favourite cousin is hazel

aww you got me
any way down to business, i understand you have been texting a certain ‘wise girl’

how the hell do you know that??
who am I kidding it's you

we're friends 
and I saw the texts she can't say no to me.

ugh

do I know her as well?

oooooo

does ickle percy have a crush?

what? no- I was just curious
we've only had one conversation

♭ʊ† ∂ї∂ ¥◎ʊ ƒ℮℮ℓ Ѧ ﹩℘℮¢їѦℓ  ¢◎ηη℮¢†ї◎η?
 

wtf does that even say?
actually I don't want to know

❝but did you feel a special connection❞

what is wrong with those speech marks

you are

you don't make any sense

uno reverse bitch

very mature

ikr, anyehay

anyway*

what if I told you that ~wise girl~ is very single.

I would tell you to go and bother someone else.

that's rude

well you're rude.

you're my least favourite cousin

any you mine

i'm going to go now

to talk to ~wise girl~?

nope

that's a lie, anyway see you at family game night

farewell pinecone face

au revoir seaweed brain

you are impossible

thank you