A/N Just so you know... people have real dumb conversation once you're listening closely. 

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Conversation 1

Dude 1: “Can you clean out the mail server for me? It’s almost full.”

Dude 2:  “So add things to the archive and I’ll store it for you on the database.”

Dude 1: “I did. It’s still full.”

Dude 2: “What about the Sent items?”

Dude 1: Those count too?”

Dude 2: “Yes.”

Girl : “And they call that our technical department?”

Dude 1: “Huh?”

Dude 2: “Pizza.”

-silence-

Dude 1: “Pizza? What about pizza?”

Girl: “Pizza.”

Dude 2: “Pizza is good yes.”

Girl: “Wine gums too.”

Dude 1: “Huh? Huh?”

Dude 2: “Works every time.”

Conversation 2

Girl: “So? Did you pass?”

Boy: “Nope.”

Girl: “So now what?”

Boy: “I’ll have to retake it. You going?”

Girl: “To town. Why?”

Boy: “Because you’re packing.”

Girl: “I need a few things.”

Boy: “Bring me something good.”

Girl: “Like what?”

Boy: “I don’t know.”

Conversation 3

Guy 1: “The gas prizes are up again.”

Guy 2: “Everything is getting more expensive. It’s because of the recession.”

Guy 1: “I thought they said it was over.”

Guy 2: “Of course the tell you that. They want you to buy more stuff.”

- disappear around corner –

Conversation 4

Woman (almost stumbling over child that dashes out of some store): “Careful.”

Mother of child to child: “Watch where you’re going or you’ll fall. Stay with me. We’re going that way.”

Child: “Can I have ice cream?”