I stormed off Captain Jack Sparrow's pirate ship as soon as it reached port.

"You say I can't find someone, but I think you can't either." Jack said from the ship.

"I can." I say.

"How about we find out?" Jack asked me.

"How?" I ask him.

"We sign up to a dating meeting and see if we find any matches. Whoever doesn't has to clean the boat." Jack proposed.

"Deal." I say and walked away.

Now, here I was, sitting in a slightly decent bar.

Apparently, I would be meeting this 'match' in a few minutes.

Captain Jack Sparrow came and sat down next to me.
He was wearing a 5 around his neck like me.

"Guess we were made for each other" I said.

"I guess we are." I say, and, not wanting to deny what I felt for him, leaned in and gave him a kiss.