First off... these are things I heard from people that were just plain WRONG. Not as in the way that most people are thinking (Dirty minded peeps... *facepalm* You know who you are... Lol.)

Yeah. Here's the first one...

Jock 1: *stabs self with pencil*

Jock 2: "Dude, why'd you stab yourself?"

Jock 1: " 'Cause I'm emo."

Jocks: *laugh*

I have nothing to say, except these FREAKIN' IDIOTS have no frickin' idea what they're talking about. 

Person 1: *is talking about loving yourself*

Person 2: "But what if I'm emo and hate myself?"

Me: "Shut up and NEVER say that again."

People around us: *stares at me*

Me: *Goes back to doing math*

Yup... I yelled at someone today...

So that was school. I didn't include all of the sexist comments someone made today, to which I thoroughly chastised him. 

The idiots of today...