okay so just to say i have nothing against Danielle or any of 1D girlfriends i dunno them so i can't judge them.

Amy's pov 

"Mummy, Mummy wake up Uncle Jay is snoring again and there's a man on dee sofa MUMMY!!" Mila whinnied i groaned and opened my eyes

"water pistol is in its usual place" she giggled and looked in my bedside cabinet she pulled out the water pistol then waddled off i counted down 3.2.1

"AHHH OH MY GOD MILA" and he's awake i pulled myself round as i heard laughter coming from the spare room i jogged downstairs to see Liam still asleep on the sofa by the time we go back it was really late and as i put Jay and Mila to bed he was asleep on the sofa so i didn't bother to move him as i waltzed into the kitchen i heard a groan it was Jay with Mila

"hello you two" i grinned at them as i put a kettle on

"i thought i told you to get rid of that water pistol" he scolded

"you don't live here so it's my choice besides it's not my fault you got hammered and started snoring it's almost as if you're begging for it" i giggled i walked over to the kitchen top and check my phone.

10 missed calls from Max  3 missed calls from Chelsea 2 missed calls from Elisabeth 1 text from Kaimi and 1 text from Savannah 

From Savi xo

where are you and Jay call me x

From Kai xo

where the hell are you George and where's beer can Elisabeth is freaking out

i laughed as i showed Jay the text 

To - Da Bro, Gd Boi, Diva, Sloth, Chelssss, EBeth, Savi xo, Kai xo - From Amesie

Me and Mila are fine the Beer Can got drunk he slept in spare room anyone want me to kick his arse text I

i press send and within a minute i got 8 I's so that's what i did but waking Liam up in the process

"oh morning Liam" i said chirpily as i continued attacking Jay once i was done i went to start making breakfast i just finished making Mila's breakfast when we started talking Jay went back to bed.

"so what's your name Princess" Liam asked helping Mila with her breakfast because she started making a mess

"MEEEEELAAAAA what's yours?" she questioned while munching on some apple sauce

"nice to meet you Mila I'm Liam" he held out his hand and she took it

"so how do you know Orsii and would you like something to eat" he nodded as i started doing a fry up

"she's Harry's girlfriend for some reason we don't know why? so how do you two know each other" i looked back at him and gave out a awkward chuckle i grabbed a piece of kitchen roll and wiped Mila's face the set her down on the ground

"Mi why don't you go and play" she scooted off but not before hugging Liam's leg i handed him breakfast

"i used to date her brother Jake" he looked at me as if to say well carry on

"me and him were so close Orsii and I were best friends. the night i found out i was with Mila there was a party everyone was pretty drunk. i just arrived and was going to tell Jake i looked everywhere for him i finally found him making out with a girl he saw me then carried on i ran straight to Max and the boys explained everything when i woke up the next morning Max's fist were bruised and i got an abusive voice mail from Orsii saying that she hated me and to never speak again"

i don't know why i spilled everything but it felt like i could trust him he just sat there and listened

"i'm so sorry i knew he was a jerk because Harry told me but i never thought he was that bad" he touch my hand and i tingled

"so i have to ask Mila?" i laughed

"during one of the lads breaks Max decided to take Michelle away on a cruise knowing i wasn't due for a few weeks Jay's parents were doing something  so he stayed with me. Anyway a week before the came back i went into labour Jay helped i was thinking it was a boy never a girl so Jay suggested Mila as in Mila Kunis which i loved" i took our plates and put them in the dishwasher

"it was nice talking to you but if i don't get back the lads might call the police or burn the house down" he sighed as he picked up my phone

"what you doing"

"giving you my number the texting myself so i have yours that okay?" i nodded i got a 1D number Savannah is gonna be so jealous. he kissed my cheek then left. 

i went in the front room to see Mila had fallen asleep in her cuddly toy corner then i went to check on Jay who was flat out snoring i took a picture then posted it to twitter 

@AmesieGEO: @JayTheWanted typical promises to stay sober then ends up like this with a banging hangover. i looked through my mentions

@Real_Liam_Payne: thanks to @AmesieGEO for letting me crash on the sofa go follow her #nothinghappened

how did he 

@AmesieGEO: @Real_Liam_Payne how did you find me #nothingwilleverhappen

@Real_Liam_Payne:@AmesieGEO your phone remember #gotmyhopesup :)

i smiled as i switched the tv on looking back at my phone my followers tripled i already had loads thanks to the boys and being Max's Sister.