Question: Shehzer, which habit of Mina annoys you the most? and Mina, which of Shehzer annoys you? (asked by qanita_bhati )

MINA: Pffft. I don't have any annoying habits.

SHEHZER: *Coughs* Taylor Swift *Cough*.

MINA: I have no idea what you're talking about...

SHEHZER: Well, she gets these insane song addictions. A random, annoying piece of music will get stuck in her head, and she's going to keep blaring it in her studio, or the kitchen, or the shower, or during work-outs...she'll sing it in the shower, and dance with Inayah to it, until everyone within hearing distance is sick and tired of it, except her. Currently, she's stuck on Shake it Off by Taylor Swift. A while ago, it was Uptown Funk by Daft Punk, and before that was Rockstar by Ali Zafer....

MINA: But...but...I thought you liked Uptown Funk! That's our song Shehzer! you were singing it in the car with me and Inayah!

SHEHZER: Of course I was singing it, love... IT WAS STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAINST MY WILL! I genuinely thought singing along would be a purging of sorts. But That's obviously not how song addictions work.

MINA: Hmmph! SO can we talk about your shopping habits? Kimmy K?

SHEHZER: What shopping habits? What's Kimmy K?

MINA: Kim Kardashian, you leaky wallet! You spend money on such useless things. *Turns to us* Seriously, he buys anything he likes. He has absolutely no respect for Sale Seasons, and he is a massive hoarder. For example, we now own a brand new $5000 Oak-wood Violin. You know what's funny? None of us plays a musical instrument. He said when he bought it, and I quote, "What if my princess is a musical prodigy, and she doesn't realize her inner talent unless I get her the instrument?" and a while after that, "It looked cool."

Huh.

Might I shed a alight, on the fact that our Princess has so far, dented the glistening wood by hammering it with the baseball bat he got her (Same reason of course), and she is now using the $1200 goat-hair violin stick thingie as a weapon of mass destruction against Simba.

SHEHZER: ....I don't always buy useless things. And I didn't hear you complain about those Louboutins I got you.

MINA: *Sniffs* A girl never complains about red-bottom heels Shehzer. It's just not natural. But we sure as hell don't need a water bed, or a second selfie stick (Who even needs a second selfie stick!?), or an inflatable hot tub, or the three dozen custom mug coasters with Inayah's first hand-print...

SHEHZER: You buy one electric massage chair, and suddenly you're being labeled as a spendthrift...*Shakes Head*

MINA: YOU BOUGHT WHAT NOW?

SHEHZER: I told you about it when you were screaming about haters, and liars and dirty cheats of the world. Should have stopped me love, because now; I keep cruisin' Can't stop, won't stop grooving, It's like I got this music, In my mind, Saying, "It's gonna be alright."

MINA: -_- Hating you right now.

SHEHZER: And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake...I shake it off, I shake it off ...