Kulsoom Nani

Question: How can I be like you, with people I dislike? I think I'm too quiet, I need to give them Kulsoom Nani speech. (asked by ul1999)

KULSOOM NANI:
*scans you from top to bottom*
Hmmph. And why on earth would you wish to be like me, girl? I have spent five decades on this planet...

ADIBA:
I think you confused decade with century. You're immortal after all.

KULSOOM NANI:
Insolent chit!....the point is, I am old, and wise, and so tired of everyone's idiocy, that it makes no sense to hold back my candid thoughts (Not to mention, the fact that my kidneys regularly go into cardiac arrest-it's a rare condition...I take medicine for it)

Everyone thinks I am "Mean".
"Ya allah, it's Kulsoom Nani!" They say, "Let's pretend we didn't make eye contact!"

Hmph. Me, and mean?... As if! You idiots! I'm just saying what most people are thinking.

As for you GIRL! There's nothing wrong with being quiet. My husband (May he rest in peace) was the quietest man ever....

MINA: I wonder why... :3

KULSOOM NANI: ... He spoke less. And he spoke after carefully deliberating each word. I respected, and admired him a lot. The point is, that you can be sharp-tongued, and candid when you are my age. Period. 


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