Title: Not-So-Crazy Friends

Requested by TheDiceFromMars

Reader Info

Species: Kitty Cat

Y/n - Your Name

L/n - Last Name

E/c - Eye Color

F/c - Favorite (Fur) Color

T/n - Town Name

A/n: After Y/n was taken into a Mental Insane Asylum in Happy Tree Village for killing a lot of innocent people in town like an insane serial killer due to both of his/her PTSD and craving for sugar like candy, brownies and cookies that was caused by an injury to the head. Luckily for him/her, he/she is not alone once he/she stays in a occupied cell with retired war veteran and sugar-crazed maniac named Flippy and Nutty, which they both made Y/n feel right at home to keep him/her company like a couple of Not-So-Crazy friends that treated the little A/t like a couple of protective and lovable big brothers.

Location: The Happy Tree Village Mental Insane Asylum

Date: September 14, 2010

Time: 4:35 PM

No POV

On a beautiful evening here at the Happy Tree Village Mental Insane Asylum, the doctors have received another mental patient today and this time is a small male/female F/c kitty cat named Y/n L/n, who seems to be at the age of 5 or 6 and the reason why he/she is being sent here is because he/she got an injury to the head that caused him/her to go on a bloodthirsty rampage that resulted in killing his/her own parents by stabbing them with a sharpened toothbrush and nearly killed everyone in his/her own hometown called T/n and he/she also raided the town's own bakery because of his/her incredible sweet-tooth. 

It's a good thing that he/she was stopped by only at least 2 or 3 men in bulletproof armor that managed to inject a needle filled with tranquilizer that put him/her to sleep and decided to take the kitten over to the Happy Tree Mental Insane Asylum to help him/her with his/her problems with his/her sudden PTSD and sugar-rush cravings before they can be able to release her back to into society instead of sending the poor child to prison and no one in the entire world of Happy Tree Friends is ever gonna arrest a child like him unless he/she is considered a danger to the society that proves that Y/n is not allowed to come out of the asylum if that ever happens.

However, as Y/n was brought into the asylum in a straight jacket that is just his/her size, the doctors are trying to find a empty padded room for him/her to stay inside until the doctors and therapists can try to help the poor F/c kitten with his/her problems, but it looks like all of the padded rooms are already filled in with lots of insane, violent and crazy mental patients.

Luckily for him/her, they all made a decision to let Y/n stay with a couple of patients that came in a few weeks ago and they both came from a place called Happy Tree Village and they both each have a similar problem that Y/n has, so they believe that these two can watch over Y/n until they are all able to leave the asylum, labeled as "Rehabilitated" after a long time of good behavior and progress of being completely sane to start a new life and maybe put the kitten under adoption since he/she killed his/her own parents with a toothbrush after all.

So it's settled for Y/n to stay in a room with two patients named Flippy the green bear and Nutty the squirrel as the his/her own roommates to keep him/her company so that they can all get along together like they are all siblings.

Flippy is much more of a "dangerous" patient because of his more dangerous side of himself called "Fliqpy" and Nutty is much more a "Safe" patient due to his sweet and friendly nature and his love for sweets and he is more than willing to 

Flippy is a retired veteran bear that served in the war against the infamous Tiger General and his army until he decided to retire, which resulted in him getting diagnosed with PTSD that caused him to kill anyone around him that only happens when he hears a loud noise, gets caught in a cloud of smoke that resembles chemical gas or even using a kitchen knife or something that kind of resembles that of a murder weapon like a machete or a shotgun or something like that. This also resulted in him staying here due to the fact that he had murdered everyone of his friends during a birthday party and after playing a game of hide and seek that went horribly wrong.

Nutty is a green squirrel with a bunch of different types of candy stuck on his fur like a candy apple, a peppermint candy cane and a lollipop that is his supposed attire that he wears every day, not to mention that he has a lazy eye that somehow made him hallucinate into thinking that everything around him is made out of candy like thinking that some Christmas lights are a sting of tasty candy or how he tried to bite down a jawbreaker. I'm being serious, he tried to bite down a freaking jawbreaker that literally broke his jaw and he even tried to cut off his braces and break open his headgear just to sink his teeth on that jawbreaker. Luckily, he was sent over to the Insane Asylum to calm him down from his constant craving for sugar until he is sane to be brought back into society again unless he is up to his old sugar craziness again or bite down another jawbreaker again.

As a couple of the doctors opened the door to their cell, they both gently laid the kitten down on the padded floor on his/her back before informing both Flippy and Nutty that they have a new roommate to stay with them in their cell.

Doctor #1: Okay you two. You have a new roommate that will be joining you two here, his/her name is Y/n L/n and he/she somehow has both of the same symptoms that you two had, he/she has contracted both PTSD and a strong craving for sweets due to an injury to the child's head.

Doctor #2: Yeah. We would send him to an empty room, but all of the rooms in this facility is all packed up. So we all agreed to let this little kitten to stay with you too as a way to send you home early like some sort of project for extra-credit for both of your rehabilitation. So we expect for you too to be on your best behavior and take care of this kid for us okay?

Flippy: Sure, why not? It's better than being alone with this guy? He's been laughing non-stop after you guys gave him nothing but sweets during lunch period.

Nutty: *Crazy Laughing* CAKE!!! I LOVE CHOCOLATE CAKE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Flippy: See what I mean?

Doctor #2: We understand Flippy. But he'll start crashing from the sugar any second now...

*FLOOP!*

Nutty: *Snoring rather loudly*

Doctor #2: And there is it.

Doctor #1: We hope you and Nutty treat this little boy/girl with respect, Flippy.

Flippy: Don't worry about it, doc. He/She is in good hands and we will both treat the little kitten like he/she is our little brother/sister. 

Doctor #2: Excellent. Our nurses will bring your dinner in a minute, so make sure to make Y/n feel right at home here ok?

Flippy: Right. Gotcha.

Doctor #1: Great. Have a good evening with the kid you two.

With that, the doctors left Y/n with both Flippy and Nutty and Flippy carefully brought Y/n up to his chest without waking him/her up while rubbing his/her head gently, which made him/her purr from the touch and it made Flippy giggle to see the little F/c kitten purr like that and then Nutty decided to wake up after a short sugar crash and he then saw Flippy holding the little kitten in his arms while cradling him to help him/her sleep better until he/she wakes up before the nurse's bring over their dinner.

(Note: Flippy and Nutty are not wearing any straight jackets right now due to how much progress they have made during their time at the mental hospital and they only have to wear it again in case they go crazy again. Just so you all know.)

Nutty: Hey, Flippy. Who's that in your arms?

Flippy: This is Y/n, Nutty. He/She is our new roommate here and we are going to take care of him like he's our little brother/sister. So if we both want to get out of here and go back home, we need to take good care of Y/n until we are allowed to go back home. Does that sounds okay, Nutty?

Nutty: Yeah. Sounds like a good idea to me? Does Y/n like sweets like me?

Flippy: Yes and he/she seems to have suffered the same problems of PTSD like me during my time at the war. So let's both work together and make Y/n feel right at home right here.

Nutty: Deal. When dinner's here, I'll share some of my sweets with Y/n and maybe you can read us a bedtime story to help us get some sleep.

Flippy: Great Idea, Nutty. That always help me calm down and forget about the past is by reading a good book.

By the time dinner came by, Y/n slowly woke up after the effects of the tranquilizer wore off and looked up to see Flippy and Nutty with a couple of happy smiles on their faces. Somehow, Y/n was a bit confused at first, but it looks like he/she can trust them for a moment until the nurses brought over their dinner trays.

Y/n asked Flippy what's going on and he told them that the nice doctors have brought him/her here to help solve some of his/her problems and they brought him/her to their padded cell for them as their caretakers, which made Y/n remember that he/she has done a lot of damage back at her hometown and he/she was about to cry until Flippy tired his best to calm Y/n down and he/she stopped crying after Nutty gave him/her a couple of cookies and he even feed her the cookies, which was really cute and adorable for Nutty to do something like that and Flippy even decided to feed Y/n his/her dinner as well, thus Y/n gaining their trust on both Flippy and Nutty.

Then around bedtime, Flippy asked one of the doctors to bring a bedtime story for him to read to both Y/n and Nutty before turning in for the night. The doctors then agreed and gave Flippy a good and appropriate bedtime story book as he began reading it to both Y/n and Nutty and they both went out like a candle with Nutty holding and cuddling Y/n with him/her nuzzling against his furry non-sticky chest. (Since the doctors have removed the candy from his body and then gave him a nice and hot bath to clean him.) Flippy was so happy to see something like this as he put the book down and began spooning Y/n  while snoring in a really cute way and Nutty unconsciously used his bushy tail to cover them like a blanket and they all slept peacefully throughout the night.

The doctors were so impressed by everything they saw with Y/n being with Flippy and Nutty with such good behavior and parenting skills as they both earned some extra credit for rehabilitation and maybe they can allow both of them to adopt Y/n to either be Flippy or Nutty's younger brother/sister or their son/daughter. Well by the time of their release forms are approve, we'll just have to find out once Y/n is getting to be with his/her Not-So-Crazy Friends that he/she now sees them as his/her big brother that will be there for their little brother/sister to keep him/her happy until they are free to go back home from the mental asylum.

With continued good behavior, they all might get out there early before they even know it.

THE END