Lumpy x Male!Reindeer!Reader - Christmas Oneshot

Reader Info

Y/n - Your Name

A/n: The story is also called Lumpy the Mall Santa & Y/n The Reindeer Elf vs Billy Mason the Krampus of Happy Tree Friends Christmas Special.

A/n #2: Lumpy and Y/n the Reindeer are hired to be a part of the Mall Santa Event at the Happy Tree Village Mall with Lumpy as the Mall Santa and Y/n as his assistant reindeer. Things were going so well today, until the infamous Billy Mason the sneaky evil cat decides to ruin their reputation of becoming the Mall Santa by dressing up as Krampus. With him as Krampus causing a lot of trouble it is up to Lumpy and his adopted son, Y/n to put a stop to this nonsense and save Christmas for everyone in Happy Tree Village.

A/n #3: Also, this oneshot is platonic and Y/n is adopted by Lumpy after he saved his life from a raging blizzard and they are willing to work together to save Christmas. Along with some parts from "How the Grinch Stole Christmas".

Location: The Happy Tree Village Mall

Date: December 20, 1987 - 5 Days Till Christmas

Time: 12:35 PM

No POV

Twas the afternoon in the Happy Tree Village Mall, five days before Christmas, where everyone goes there to buy the wonderful gifts and Christmas decorations to celebrate the most wonderful time of the year. Then there is a goofy moose named Lumpy along with his adopted son, Y/n the reindeer who came here to apply for the Mall Santa job and luckily for them, they got the job for this year with Lumpy as the Mall Santa and Y/n as his assistant Reindeer Elf.

The reason why they decided to apply for the Mall Santa is because Lumpy wanted to do this with his own adopted son that he risked his own life to save him during a very cold blizzard after he was shocked to see the poor reindeer freezing to death while being unconscious in the ice-cold snow. So he took the poor reindeer to his home and does his best to save him and warm him up near the fireplace with a nice cup of hot cocoa. Then the next morning, he decided to adopt the now orphaned reindeer since he remembered seeing the boy's own mother's dead body in the snow and the two of them became so close together as father and son.

Lumpy: Oh boy. Are you excited for this job, Y/n?

Y/n: I'm sure am excited for this moment to become your assistant elf in training.

Lumpy: That's why we're doing to celebrate Christmas, but also celebrate the anniversary of how I save you from the blizzard and adopt you as my own son. And what better way to celebrate it then to work as a Mall Santa at the Happy Tree Village Mall. It's like an actually father and son relationship isn't it, boy?

Y/n: It sure is, papa?

Lumpy: Well, we better get right to it then. Because we have a lot of work to do to get everyone into the holiday spirit.

Y/n: Yes, papa.

Everyone in Happy Tree Village loved Christmas a lot even for the most shady characters like Lifty, Shifty, Fliqpy and Splendont, but the infamous Billy Mason the sinister pussycat, did not. Billy Mason hated Christmas as well the Christmas holiday spirit and the whole Christmas Season. Please don't ask and don't even bother asking, no one quite knows why he doesn't like Christmas at all.

It could be that his own shoes were too tight or it probably stinks in there. It could be that his head or his brain that has a part to learn his own lessons about what he done to everyone here in town. But I think the most likely reason that his own heart was...two sizes too small or it could be that it was labeled unhinged making him completely irredeemable.

His own hatred for Christmas has made him so jealous that he believe that every gift should rightfully belong to him like it's a holiday about him and everyone should give him gifts and worship like he's the king of the world. Especially about that moose and his fellow reindeer who got the job at the Mall Santa business that made Billy Mason so angry and jealous of how he thinks that the kids here are worshiping the jolly fat man that he rudely calls.

Billy Mason: I really hate that jolly fat man and his stupid reindeer trying to take my spotlight this year. I must stop this whole once and for all. Yeah that's it! I must find some way to keep Christmas from coming and destroy it from the inside by cancelling it and rename it to King Mason Appreciation Day.

Then when he began to think of a fool-proof plan to cancel Christmas forever and he thinks and thinks till his thinker was really sore. Then when he saw the movie poster of the movie, "Krampus", he got an idea. Yep. Mason got a really awful idea that is definitely sure to fail like always.

Billy Mason: I know just what to do. I'll go look for a Krampus costume to scare everyone into canceling Christmas forever, then everyone will worship me every single year.

He then begins to look for a decent Krampus outfit, but since Krampus only resides in German as the demon version of Santa Claus that only punish the naughty children in the country and not in the world of Happy Tree Friends, there was no costume to be found.

Billy Mason: *Groans* Really? There's not even a single costume that sells Krampus costumes. Well, then, if I can't find a Krampus costume, I'll go make one instead.

Yeah, Good luck with that buddy. No one is probably going to be fool by your homemade Krampus outfit due to your lack of Creativity and Imagination.

Then suddenly, he saw a couple of green raccoons by the name of Lifty and Shifty that has a spare Krampus outfit for him to wear and with a sign that is free of charge. However, Lifty and Shifty hated Mason as much as everyone else in Happy Tree Village and they knew that when Billy Mason is around is where all the trouble comes from him whenever the two coon brothers are planning another heist. So they are willing to put an end to his reign in terror of ruining Christmas once and for all by creating a full-body Krampus springlock suit that they purchased from a local robotics factory and the suit was so faulty that the springlocks will loosen-up and will crush any wearer to death, which they are planning to use this to get rid of Mason for good.

Billy Mason: Thanks for giving me this suit for free, you two bozos. Maybe I can share my gifts with you when I ruin Christmas forever, not! (Laughs Evilly)

Lifty: (Sarcastically) Ok fine! We don't like selling that suit at all.

Shifty: (Sarcastically) Yeah. Good luck using it without getting your life insurance taken away.

*Lifty & Shifty Laughing Mischievously*

With Mason wearing the faulty springlock suit of Krampus, this will finally put an end of his vile schemes and save Christmas.

Timeskip - 10 Minutes Later

With the Mall Santa business booming and with Lumpy and Y/n are excited to earn the payment of their job for doing an amazing job getting everyone into the Christmas Spirit, they are gonna celebrate there success with everyone by inviting them for a wonderful feast and hanging out with friends and family to enjoy the wonderful time of the year.

However, their thoughts were interrupted by a mysterious yet quite familiar looking figure standing in front of them is some guy in a Krampus costume, which Lumpy seems to recognize that it's Billy Mason in a costume.

Billy Mason: *Laughs Evilly* It is I Krampus the Demon of Christmas has come to tell you all that you should cancel Christmas for good and only celebrate Billy Mason Appreciation Day every single year and give him as many presents as--

Lumpy: Knock it off, Billy! I know it's you in that Krampus costume.

Billy Mason: Huh? I don't know what you're talking about.

Lumpy: Don't fool me, Billy. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see you right through that costume of yours. Krampus is supposed to punish naughty children that took place in Germany, not to force people into worshiping you. That is your laziest plan yet!

Billy Mason: It is not! And how do you even know that Krampus is from Germany?

Lumpy: I may not be a genius and a total goofball, but when it comes to you and your narcissistic personality, you always try to get everyone to believe that Christmas is all about you.

Y/n: Does this guy happen to do this to you and your friends a lot, papa?

Lumpy: Every single day, boyo.

Billy Mason: That's so not fair!!! You should all be worshiping me instead of that jolly fat man!! I am your true king!!! Not worship me or--

*Click!*

Then suddenly, a loud click was heard that got everyone's attention and then Billy Mason's own head was being crushed by the faulty springlocks making him screaming in agonizing pain while the rest of the springlocks did the same to his torso then his arms and legs next. All the pain from the suit that was given to him by the Raccoon brothers made Mason felt a sign of betrayal and it was definitely personal for all the antics he did over the years.

With him not moving an inch because of feeling pain all over his entire body, Lift and Shifty walked by and laughed and taunted at him for his misfortune and demise, which made everyone laugh along with them. Then Shifty gestured Y/n to come over, which made him look at his papa if he can trust them. Lumpy gave his own son a nod of approval and Y/n walk over to them. Then Shifty showed Y/n a loose springlock and tells to pull at it, which he did and it caused Mason to get crushed even more making him scream more in so much pain and suffering. Then with little time left in him before he dies in the suit, Billy Mason grabbed Y/n by the neck and tries to strangle the poor boy, which made everyone completely shocked to see the innocent reindeer getting strangled by that scumbag of a pussycat. When Lifty and Shifty tried to get Y/n out of his grasp, he just pushed them away.

Lumpy will not tolerate this nonsense and will let his own son die in the hands of that unhinged jerk, so he quickly decided to use the old Christmas lights gimmick that he once did when he was jealous of Pop's own Christmas lights. Everyone seems to notice what he is doing and decides to help him out. By connecting the power generator and the Christmas lights, they used the big spotlight to shine it upon Billy Mason thus heating him up with the suit and will burst him into flames until he is turn into dust.

Just before Billy was nearly finished with strangling the boy, he said his final words before his untimely death.

Billy Mason: If I can't have a Christmas holiday about myself, nobody can! Once I finished strangling you, I will beat you done to a pulp with me down to the fires of Hell.

Then suddenly, with a swift of justice, Splendid swooped in a saved Y/n from certain death.

Billy Mason: NO!!!

Then Mason was shined into the face by the spotlight and was starting to heat up and was immediately burst into flames making him start screaming in pain and doing a silly dance until he was turn into ashes.

With him out of the way, Splendid not only saved Y/n from getting strangled to death by the deceased Billy Mason, but he also helped out his own friends save Christmas from Mason's most laziest and awful plan he ever come up with. Y/n then ran up to Lumpy and gave him the biggest Christmas hug ever for saving him again and with everyone joining in for a group hug. Now everyone won't have to worry about Billy Mason trying to ruin Christmas ever again. Everyone will make sure of that.

Final Timeskip - December 25, 1987 - Christmas Day

After the whole incident with Billy Mason and the whole springlock suit problem, not only that Lifty and Shifty was given the life insurance money from Billy Mason's death since he was such a trouble maker over the years, but now everyone can enjoy the wonderful time of joy on Christmas Night with everyone at Lumpy's house, opening presents, chatting with friends and family, signing Christmas carols, watching Christmas specials and drinking delicious hot cocoa.

There's is no place like celebrating Christmas with your friends and family.

AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER

THE END

MERRY CHRISTMAS

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