Requested by Socks from Quotev

Reader Info

Species: Skunk aka Petunia's Twin Sister

Occupation in this Oneshot: Owner of the Happy Tree Village National Bank and Bank Clerk

Y/n - Your Name

L/n - Last Name

E/c - Eye Color

F/c - Favorite Fur Color

A/n: At the local Happy Tree Village National Bank owned by Petunia's twin sister, Y/n is happy to help out with the town's need for the citizen's financial needs and trust funds. However, when the bank was about to be robbed by the infamous Raccoon brothers, Lifty and Shifty, they are not just taking all the cash and jewels in the bank itself, but the lovely bank owner herself because she is about to become their lucky fortune.

A/n: As a favor to the Quotev user, Socks (Zero), the reader will be a F/c skunk, who is also Petunia's twin sister.

Location: Happy Tree Village - The First National Bank Happy Tree Village

Date: June 17, 1987

Time: 11:30 AM

No POV

On a beautiful sunny summer morning at the Happy Tree Village, where the new bank has opened a few weeks ago and it was owned by Y/n the skunk aka Petunia's twin sister. Both of them are the same species as skunks, but the only difference between the two is that Y/n's fur is a F/c color than of Petunia's natural blue colored fur and Y/n wears a sunflower pin than her sister's usual flower pin. Since Y/n had the idea of opening herself a bank not only to help not only her sister's checking account when she had to work at the diner and the burger joint, but will also help out all of the citizens of Happy Tree Village with their very own checking accounts, trust funds and saving accounts.

She even took the time to hire some security to guard and protect the bank from any bank robbers trying any attempt to rob the bank through the vault and holding people hostage. Unfortunately for her, one of the security guard was one of Petunia's greatest enemies, Disco Bear. She and her best friend, Giggles never really liked Disco Bear, in fact nobody in the town (Including everyone that are fans of Happy Tree Friends) never really like him at all because he one of those types of people that is clearly stuck in the 70s aka the era of Disco Music. Disco Bear has always try to flirt with Petunia and Giggles along with other female citizens of Happy Tree Village like a scummy womanizer, but every girl would either try to slap him silly or let someone else give him the beating with no sense of concern for him whatsoever.

Y/n let out a groan to see him working here as one of security guards, she asked herself,

Y/n's Mind: Who the hell hired this scumbag of a womanizer.

Then when Disco Bear was about to flirt with Petunia's own sister, he was immediately got shot in the head by a bullet and landing his face on the carpet floor. You think that people would freak out by that, but not really as Y/n's said to herself,

Y/n's Mind: Heh. He had a good run and I don't even care about him at all.

Then suddenly, more gun shots are happening and nearly every single one of the security guards are all dead by a gun shot wounds leaving out a bloody mess all over the perfectly clean floor that would make Y/n's own twin sister die of a heart attack from looking at all of that carnage.

Then suddenly, she spotted the two perpetrators who started the shooting and it was none other than the infamous Raccoon duo, Lifty and Shifty, who are attempting to rob her own bank. She was about to call the police from one of the office phones nearby until the one with the fedora aka Shifty grabbed her in a headlock with a gun aiming to her head and his brother, Lifty is holding the gun at the crowd holding all of them as a hostage situation.

Lifty: Alright! Everyone in this bank, put all your cash and jewel into these burlap sacks or the lovely F/c skunk gets the bullet to the head!

Y/n became terrified from be held hostage to this Raccoon holding a gun against her forehead and when she saw the same fedora wearing Raccoon look at her with a wink and giving her his signature toothy and wicked smile. That look started making Y/n blush a bright pink on her face.

Then with everyone giving out every one of their wallets, purses, pocket books, jewelry, etc. into the burlap sacks like they told them to do. Then they all emptied out there pockets, the Raccoon duo shoot all of them in cold blood, which made Y/n completely shocked to see this coming.

Then they both dragged Y/n to the vault room and they used the keys and the code combination to the vault and once they got in the vault, they began filling up their bags with all of the money and treasures that they can carry. Then after they got everything they needed, they come towards Y/n and just before she was about to knock them down with her best karate moves that she learned from Karate class, Lifty had already grabbed her while Shifty put a cloth filled with Chloroform, which is causing her to become drowsy and eventually passed out.

With the two of them chuckling with victory, they grabbed the unconscious female skunk into an empty burlap sack and carefully placed her into their truck with the other burlap sacks full of all the money and jewels from the bank. But before they leave, they set up a very powerful bomb with a timer set to 2 minutes and they quickly drove off in a perfectly disguised truck out of town before the bank exploded into millions of pieces of the buildings structure and the body parts of the dead hostages.

Timeskip - 2 Hours Later

Location: Lifty and Shifty's Hideout - Danger Zone City

After a 2 hour trip to Danger Zone City to Lifty and Shifty's own personal hideout, the effects of the chloroform started to wear off and Y/n began regaining consciousness. She looked around her to see that she is inside a burlap bag and when she saw the bag opening, she got up to see that she is in a different room and she saw Lifty and Shifty counting out the cash that they got from the back and it looked like they are wearing some sets of jewelry.

Lifty is wearing a jewel-encrusted crown with a fancy necklace while Shifty is wearing lots of golden bracelets and a jewel-encrusted sash. (Pictured Above)

Y/n was about to ask some serious questions about this until she was shocked to see some her own friends, Flippy, Flaky, Nutty, Giggles, Toothy, Cuddles, Splendid and Splendont including her own twin sister, Petunia wearing some of the jewels that Lifty and Shifty too, which made her completely confused to what the heck is going on here.

Then the two coons saw their captor finally woken and they knew that they have to tell her what's going because they both knew that Y/n is Petunia's twin sister after all.

Lifty: Well, Well, Well. You finally woke up. I suppose you are wonder why are you here?

Shifty: The main reason why you're here is because that you are too cute to be killed back there. Not just cute, you're hot and sexy.

Lifty: Yeah, no wonder why you are Petunia's twin sister. Plus we had to kill that scumbag Disco Bear because we also hated him too. That guy really needs to move on because this ain't the 70s anymore.

Shifty: And if your wondering why your sister and her friends are here as well. Well you see, we wanted to form a gang together and we wanted to share the money with everyone. So we devised a plan together by kidnapping everyone here including you and your sister and we used a tactic of what they call, Stockholm Syndrome and it worked too.

Lifty: Yeah. We gave them plenty of food, water and comfort like we treat them as our own children and since Splendid was about stop us we had to use the Krypto-Nut on him to slow him down and luckily his evil counterpart/twin brother managed to help us get him on our side including the war veteran Flippy and his evil side Fliqpy too.

Y/n: That's understandable, but why try to kidnap me and steal everything in my bank instead of just killing me like the hostages you just killed before knocking me out?

Shifty: Well, after we discuss Petunia that she had a twin sister, which is you, we had to go back to Happy Tree Village to get you and everything that you have stored in that bank to our hideout in a dangerous part of Creation City called Danger Zone City and the reason why is because that stupid pussycat, Billy Mason was going to do the same thing, but only use his own gang to pretend to be burglars and he would come there to save the day to impress you.

Y/n blinked her eyes for a moment and she is starting to believe that makes a whole lot of sense.

Lifty: Now think about this, do you think we would force our own friends to do our dirty work, but its revealed that we are working together to save this town after that plant explosion that created this place. We just wanted to help everyone like you did with the idea of opening a bank and the hostages that we killed were working with a group called the Anti-Creative Society as a way to keep everyone 'Safe' from the 'harmful' acts of creativity. so we just killed them just to make sure that they don't follow us after we get away with you and the cash and jewels.

Shifty: So what do you say, sweet-cheeks? Join the party and help us with saving the town, we promise to give you what you really desire. I'm sure everyone and your sister would really appreciate it.

Y/n thought of this for a moment and she knew that they did this to save you from this so-called Anti-Creative Society, which was founded by that pussycat that Y/n hated so much, Billy Mason. Plus they did took care of her sister and the rest of her friends to become part of their gang and they did say that they wanted to help everyone with saving the broken-down town of Danger Zone City. And they did kill Disco Bear before he got a chance to talk to you, so that counts for something, right?

Y/n: Ok. I'll join your gang, but you need to give me some of that jewelry like everyone else. And, you owe me for saving me from Disco Bear and after you destroyed and stole from my bank.

Lifty: Sure thing, like a date or something.

Y/n: Yeah sure why not. You two seemed to be respectable choices for a date~. Now fetch your queen some jewels, big boys~

Lifty & Shifty: *Chuckling* Right away my queen.

And so, with Y/n now a new member of the gang living here with her sister and her friends and got a date with the two racoons as a repayment for what they did back at the Village before bringing her here, she is more than glad to help out a broken down city with the whole gang. As for the dead hostages back at Happy Tree Village Bank, they were given a proper burial and a funeral, except for Disco Bear's funeral because no one is there except for a couple of tumbleweeds rolling by. Plus, we don't get see more of Billy Mason's 'heroic act' in this oneshot because who would want to see that. Am I right?

AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER

THE END