Original Story by Dracunyan

Reader Info

Species: Rabbit

Y/n - Your Name

L/n - Last Name

E/c - Eye Color

F/c - Favorite (Fur) Color

A/n - After the infamous raccoon duo, Lifty and Shifty have been constantly been stealing everything from everyone's house including Y/n's own belongings, then when he goes to Petunia's Lamp shop to buy a new lamp for his house after Lifty and Shifty keeps stealing his lamps every night, he comes a beautiful looking pink colored lamp with a red bow with a magical genie that is willing to grant his every wish that will finally put an end to the raccoon brothers antics once and for all.

A/n #2 - This oneshot is based on the episode, "As You Wish" from the Happy Tree Friends TV Series, only that the reader will be encountered by the genie counterpart of Giggles instead of the genie counterpart of Lumpy.

Location: Happy Tree Village - Petunia's Lamp Shop

Date: May 12, 1987

Time: 11:45 AM

No POV

Today at Happy Tree Village is not such a happy day for everyone in town because the infamous raccoon brothers known as Lifty and Shifty have been stealing people's belongings from their houses during the middle of the night while they are asleep or they are not at home at the time, especially the newcomer that moved into town a couple of weeks ago named Y/n.
Ever since Y/n moved into Happy Tree Village, he eventually became a victim of Lifty and Shifty's thieving antics losing everything in his house including his house lamps. Y/n always like to read some books at his living room with a lamp next to him for perfect lighting until Lifty and Shifty keeps stealing the same lamp every night and Y/n has to go to the nearby lamp store to get a new one. Unfortunately, the lamp store has been shut down due to another night of the raccoon brothers antics.

Luckily, Y/n has discovered a brand new lamp store a few days ago, which is owned by Petunia the skunk and she knew about Y/n's problem of Lifty and Shifty stealing his lamps every night and she is more than willing to help him out with a wide selection of lamps she has in stock.

As Y/n parked his car at the parking lot of the lamp shop and went inside to get a new lamp to replace his old one that Lifty and Shifty had stolen last night and Petunia knew that Y/n was going to come back here every day to get a new lamp, which is why she is willing to help her friends as well as the rest of the residents of Happy Tree Village.

Y/n: Hey, Petunia.

Petunia: Hello, Y/n. Lifty and Shifty stolen your lamp again?

Y/n: Yes. This is the sixth time this week they stolen the lamps I bought here. Don't they even know when to quit?

Petunia: Yeah, I'm getting tired of those two coons stealing every piece of our belongings. They even took my lifetime-supply of moisturizing shampoo and conditioner from my bathroom. I spent a lot of money on the best kind of shampoo and conditioner in this entire town.

Y/n: No kidding. You always smell nice and pretty and as well as staying clean with that kind of bath shop and I hate it when those stupid thieving coons stealing everything from us. You deserve some better treatment than getting your lifetime supply of bath soap stolen, you should always stay clean and beautiful everyday.

Petunia *Blushing*: *Giggles* Oh, aren't you just a charmer? You are more polite and gentleman like than any man I ever met in my entire life. You are way much better than that 70s obsessed, womanizing scumbag, Disco Bear. He always tried to flirt with us no matter hard we refused his offer, I mean, have you even seen him eating deep fried butter at the local diner that I have worked at. He's lucky enough for me to call an ambulance on him, not because I care for him it's because I just to have his near-dead body on the clean diner floor that I took 2 hours to make it crystal-clear.

Y/n: Yeah, I don't his style either. That guy really needs to know that the 70s is over with and should just move on.

Petunia: Agreed. Now let's see if we can find you a new lamp and I know you love to read books under the light of the lamp.

Y/n: Yep. That's true, reading books with the perfect lighting of a lamp is the best way to read a good book during your free time for the day.

As they looked around the shop for a lamp that will suitable for Y/n to use until Lifty and Shifty decides to steal the next one tonight. Then Y/n came across a pink-colored lamp with a purple and pink striped lamp shade and a red bow-tie that seems to caught Y/n's interest and curiosity.

Y/n: Huh? This lamp looks interesting.

Petunia: Oh? You're interested in buying that pretty-looking lamp?

Y/n: Yeah. It's really beautiful, it kind of reminds me of Giggles since she is pink and wears the same cute red bow-tie every day.

Petunia: Yeah. It kind of does remind you of Giggles, she's my best friend in Happy Tree Village. I just received it from the last shipment before Lifty and Shifty started their constant robbing. Shall I check you out at the register?

Y/n: Sure. I'm sure that thins lamp will look good in my living room.

Petunia: Great and since that Lifty and Shifty kept stealing the lamps you have bought here every day, I'll give you a discount since you are my best customer at my shop and a good friend to me.

Y/n: Thanks, Petunia. I knew you understand about my missing lamp situation.

Petunia: Anytime, Y/n. I'm always willing to help out my friends whenever they have problems.

After Y/n have purchased the beautiful pink lamp at Petunia's lamp shop for $5, he began to head back to his car, only to find out that someone has stolen the wheels and vandalized his own car, which should be no surprised to be none of other than Lifty and Shifty themselves.

Y/n: Dang it!! Not again!! *Growls* When I get my hands on those ring-tailed rats, I will sue them silly that's enough to run them out of town for good!

So it looks like Y/n is going to have to walk back home and when he took a good look at the new lamp that he bought at the lamp shop, he spotted a speck of dust on the side.

Y/n: Hmmm. A speck of dust? Not to worry, all it needs is a little rub and it be good as--

*POOF!*

Y/n: ...new?

Then suddenly after rubbing the lamp to get the speck of dust out, the lamp started shaking and it released a pink cloud out from the lamp, revealing Giggles wearing a pink sash, a pink and purple striped fez hat and her signature red bow-tie.

Genie Giggles: Greetings, young and cute mortal. You must be the one who rubbed my lamp thus waking me of my 10,000 year slumber.

Y/n: Wha? Giggles?! How did you get inside of that lamp?!

Genie Giggles: *Giggles Cutely* Giggles? That's a cute and funny name that have given me, master?

Y/n: Master?

Genie Giggles: Yes. Those who owned my lamp is my master and every time you rub my lamp, I shall grant your every wish.

Y/n *Confused*: Oh ok. So I just get 3 wishes for when I rub your lamp and then after I made my 3rd wish I have to give to someone else for you to grant wishes with?

Genie Giggles: *Laughs* That's only a fairly tale, master. For you see, unlike most genies instead of granting just 3 wishes, I can grant you as many wishes you ever want.

Y/n: Really? Isn't that bit too much to be able to grant an unlimited amount of wishes. I don't want to act really greedy with granting me so many wishes to the point of exhaustion.

Genie Giggles: I can understand about your concerns, master. Plus since you own me and my magic lamp, I can never get lost when you accidently left me somewhere like the beach or when someone steals me for I will return to my rightful owner, which is you.

Y/n: Wow. That's very useful even in genie standards.

Genie Giggles: Indeed, master. So what is your first wish, master?

Y/n: Ummm.....uhhhh....well, I do wish that my car is fully repaired since those thieving coons completely totaled it.

Genie Giggles: Your wish is my command, master.

With a snap of my fingers, she made Y/n's own car transform from completely wrecked to completely brand new straight from the auto-motive factory ready for a Sunday drive.

Y/n: Wow. That's amazing!! Thank you, so much Genie Giggles.

Genie Giggles: *Giggles Cutely* You're welcome, master~.

Then suddenly an idea bulb popped right on top of Y/n's head that will definitely work for sure.

Y/n: Giggles. I do believe have another wish that will give this town a favor?

Genie Giggles: Really then? What is your command, master~.

Meanwhile with Lifty and Shifty

As the two raccoons arrived at their hideout located at the other side of Happy Tree Village as they chuckled mischievously after successful robbing another house last night, but as they began to open up the back of their van, they found out that its completely empty and when they ran into their hideout and they were shocked to see the place completely empty.

Lifty: What the?! Where's our stuff that we stole?!?!

Shifty: How is that even possible?!?! We just robbed all of those houses blind!!

Then suddenly the two were now surrounded by a bunch of police cars with guns loaded up and pointed at the two raccoon twins.

Officer Lumpy: LIFTY AND SHIFTY!!! YOU BOTH ARE UNDER ARREST!!! WE GOT YOU SURROUNDED!!! THERE'S NO EXCUSE GETTING AWAY THIS TIME!!

Then when they both attempted to get to their van to escape, but find their car both wrecked and vandalized. With no weapons to protect themselves with and nowhere left to run, they have no choice, but to raise their arms to surrender and they were both immediately arrested for their crimes of robbing the people of Happy Tree Village blind.

Then back with Y/n and Giggles the Magical Genie...

The two of them were laughing so hard when they saw the news about Lifty and Shifty finally getting arrested with a completely shocked and dumbfounded looks on both of their faces and now everyone has all of their stuff back thanks to Y/n using the wishing power of Giggles the magical genie to get everyone and Y/n's belongings back, sending the police to Lifty and Shifty's exact location to get the two arrested while making a wish of destroying their van to preventing them from making a quick getaway from the authorities.

As Y/n seemed to enjoy being with Genie Giggles after he didn't realized that buying an actual magic lamp that is willing to grant him so many wishes, he made a wish to Giggles to be in a loving relationship together as a thank you for helping him and everyone from Lifty and Shifty's schemes.

Giggles was surprised to hear her master's command to become his loving wife, which she accepts and the two of them made a loving relationship together. She even invited her new lover to her lamp for their lovely night inside of her lamp link to the world inside the lamp.

Hopefully one day, they will eventually get married and have kids in the future and by the time, Y/n died of old age or any disaster that might happen to him, he will be reborn as a genie like Giggles, sealing their love for all eternity.

AND THEY BOTH LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER

THE END

Morals of the Story: Always be careful what you wish for. Greed always has a terrible price to pay for it's a repercussion that Lifty and Shifty is completely blind to. You can't fault karma after all.