(The demons were talking about the so-called "radio-demon's" arrival. Just then, music began.)

Charlie: Oh no, are we in a musical?

Vaggie: Uh, hope not.

(Just then, Alastor revealed himself.)

Alastor: Hello, friends, my name is Alastor, the radio demon. But, don't worry, I'm totally not one of those evil men. 

You've read about in fairy tales or seen in the movies. And there's no reason at all to be suspicious of me.

(As he sings, the two girls look at each other in worry.)

Charlie: I won't lie, it's actually very suspicious that he's leading with this.

Alastor: I'm so not a villain, I have zero evil plans. No ulterior motive, just wish to help where I can. I wish to shower you with gifts. For I'm selfless and sweet.

So there's no reason at all to be suspicious of....

THE RADIO DEMON, ALASTOR!!!

BACK AND EVEN BETTER THAN EVER BEFORE!!!

AND IF YOU DO NOT BELIEVE ME...

I TOTALLY WON'T TRY AND IMPRISON YOUR FAMILY!!!

FOR THAT'D BE EVIL!!

AND THAT'S SO....

NOT ME!!!

(Vaggie simply rolled her eyes.)

Vaggie: Really? 'Cause I'm getting super evil vibes here.

Alastor: Sir Pentious, do you like airships? Because I think they are great!

Pentious: How did you know that? Loving airships is my one defining trait!

Alastor: Well, now, my dear friend, you may build the airship of your dreams! On your very own planet with your own airship-building scene!

(Pentious is in awe.)

Charlie: Come on, do not fall for this!

Pentious: Dear Charlie! Don't be sssso grim! For there's no reason at all to be sssuspicious of him!

Vaggie: Yeah, I know he keeps saying that, but he's clearly an evil demon!

Husk: *scoff* Yeah, well, I ain't buyin' it. It's gonna take more than a little planet to convince me.

Alastor: Husk, my dear, a tender without a bar, that's so cruel. It's like a spider without a web. Or a queen without a fool.

Vaggie: Even his metaphors are suspicious.

Alastor: I've got a surprise for you. A planet that's really a full-fledged bar, and the population, your crew!

Husk: Story checks out. He's cool. Not evil.

Nifty: What about me?

Alastor: Dear Nifty! How much dust do you think you can clean up?

Nifty: A lot!

Alastor: Times that by infinity! 

Nifty: Woo-hoo!

Alastor: And Angel!

Angel Dust: Don't even try it, Smiles. I don't need anything. 

Alastor: Oh, I know. Hence why I'm going to give you half of everything.

Angel Dust: Uh, like everything, everything?

Alastor: Everything, everything

Angel Dust: He's rad. This dude gets me.

Alastor: Here's some other adjectives people use to describe me. Unduplicitous, unmalicious, unconniving, unnasty.

Charlie: You're clearly just adding "UN" to words that describe you!

Alastor: Who, me? I'm

THE RADIO DEMON, ALASTOR!!!

BACK AND EVEN BETTER THAN EVER BEFORE!!!

AND I DON'T HIDE MY TRUE IDENTITY!!!

TO TRICK FOOLISH DEMONS INTO TRUSTING ME!!

FOR THAT'D BE EVIL!!

AND THAT'S SO....

NOT ME!!!

Alastor: No, I never cheat, I never bribe, I never scheme, I never lie. And that wasn't a lie when I said just now that I never lie. For I never lie! And I never laugh when children cry. And I never poison enemies of mine. And I never cry when I'm alone at night. 'Cause I'm not sad, I love my life!

Charlie: Wait, what?

Alastor: NEVERMIND!! I'm getting off track. Let me get back to the point I was making! I'm

THE RADIO DEMON, ALASTOR!!!

BACK AND EVEN BETTER THAN EVER BEFORE!!!

AND IF YOU DARE TO QUESTION ME!!!

I SHALL NOT TORTURE AND BROADCAST ALL OF YOUR SCREAMS!!

FOR THAT'D BE EVIL!! (EVIL!!)

EVIL!! (EVIL!!)

EVIL!! 

AND THAT'S SO....

NOT ME!!!