Diary:

OKAY SO THINGS HAPPENED AND WE SORTA HAD TO LEAVE THE STRANGER'S HOUSE AND NOW WE'RE BEING CHASED BY THE POLICE

Denmark definitely didn't murder a fish and ate it for dinner.... the guy's pet fish, actually

And when they guy found out, he definitely didn't try to knock him out with a bat...

And I definitely didn't help him summoning a demon....

I really need luck right now, but I don't know where to look! Everything I tried so far didn't work; that shamrock cologne I bought didn't work either. I tried to follow a rainbow just yesterday but there was no pot of gold or anything at all- just the ocean and more rainbow. Hell, I even ate a bowl of Lucky Charms in a shamrock garden full of ladybugs, holding a horseshoe and rabbit's foot and wearing only green clothes, but I choked on some marshmallow while reciting a good luck mantra, passed out, and woke up in the middle of nowhere, no money or clothes.

I don't know what to do anymore, this bad luck is getting worse and worse.

There's only one thing left to do.... I need to find a leprechaun

-Norway