I just finished reading the diary today....

I have... many things to say about it... but 1 of them is....

That was the most fucking stupid ass book I have ever read in my entire existence

Is this a joke?? I'm pretty sure it's a joke. Man, my little brother is so smart; pretending to be an idiot, an absolute fool, for a whole year in a book just for fun. I'm proud of his intelligence....

Either that, or I don't want to admit my little brother is a dumbass...

Oh god I'm sobbing-

I'm so disappointed... I'm... I'm really disappointed...

I always said "Denmark, don't give a three year old beer. It might affect his brain cells."

WELL FUCK ME RUNNING, IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED

I don't want to exist right now... I want to die. Do you understand that? I'm not even joking, I lost all my will to live reading that

I would like to have a chat with him, but I don't think I'll be able to look at him without thinking "Poor, poor idiot child"

.... I hope it's a joke-

-Norway