October 17, 2005

"Her paw just moved. I swear it did!!"

"Her heartbeat is still dead. Maybe you're just seeing things."

"Actually, I saw it move too..."

"You too? Huh... Maybe I should-"

"I feel a pulse. It's weak... But it's there"

"The monitor isn't showing any signs of a hea-.... I take that back"

"You need glasses"

"I REALLY do"

"It's slowly increasing, and her chest is starting to rise and fall steadily"

"Looks like she's having a hard time breathing"

"She came back from the fucking dead, of course she'll have trouble breathing"

"Shut up"

"That's odd. She's breathing pretty harshly no-"

"OH SHIT"

"DO SOMETHING, DON'T JUST STAND THERE!!"

"WHY IS IT SUDDENLY BEATING SO FAST?! THIS IS ABNORMAL!!"

"HOLD HER DOWN, SHE'S GONNA FALL OFF THE TABLE IF SHE KEEPS SHAKING LIKE THAT!"

"SHE'LL GET A HEART ATTACK IF THIS DOESN'T STOP"

"Fuck... Tino's gonna kill me if this doesn't work"

"THIS ISN'T TIME TO BE CRYING OVER YOUR LIFE!"

"YEAH, GET A FUCKING OXYGEN TANK OVER HERE!!"

"Here. Hurry! Please make it work this time..."

"Don't worry! He won't find out she got ran over because you left the door open!"

"Did you have to include that?"

"GUYS! FUCKING CONCENTRATE"

"RIGHT! SORRY"

"H-HEY... HER EYES ARE OPENING"

"AGH- FUCKING CREEPY"

"SHE'S CALMING DOWN.... Quick, use this!"

"What a nice tone of blue"

"JUST INJECT IT IN HER"

"Done..."

"..... She's looking around"

"You don't have to narrate all her actions. We're right here"

"Oh, Norway... I think she recognizes you"

"......Hey, Hana. How was death?"

"YOU FUCKING COLD BASTARD"

"She looks normal....I feel something's off, though..."

"Maybe it's the fact she was DEAD 3 days ago"

"Hey now-"

"Well....... pupils look pretty normal.... blood pressure is good....Uh, let's see.... Yep, she can move around just fine.... Everything appears to be in order. We can officially call this one successful... We actually did it!"

"It actually worked!! After all these years, it actually worked!!"

"I can't believe it..."

"I've never seen you smile before...You must be pretty happy"

"I am... shut up"

"Classic Norway"

"Never thought reviving something would be so easy!"

"It took 3 days"

"Well..."

"We'll keep your dog here for a few more hours to keep an eye on her behavior and test some other things out, just in case. You know... brain tests and that"

"Man, we should celebrate! Beer's on me today!"

"You have money??"

"I think I can sell my couch..."

"Fine... But before that, we have to make sure Hanatamago is 100% alright, remember? "

"Yeah, yeah"

"Hey... Does your dog usually look that disturbed? It's creeping me out"

".... What's she looking at?"

"The floor"

".... She's probably just tired. Let her sleep"

"I don't know... Something's not right about all this...."

"Like I said, let her sleep"

"Alright, alright"

"Turn off the lights, let's use the other room and let her sleep here"

"Okay"

"Did you get her blo-"

"Help me"

"WHO SAID THAT?!"

"... I think it was the dog..."

"........ Oh my god"

"........"

"....... It was you"

"..... No"

"....."

"......... Ok yeah, it was me"

"Motherfucker"

"Hey, you actually believed it for a second"

"Shut up. Now, you're going to buy us food, too"

"Fuck..."

"........."

"........So....... After this... it's us... "

"..... Yeah... Even if it won't happen soon, I already prepared everything....just in case. We all have a copy of the contract, and we need to keep a photo album and a personal diary in case we don't remember who we are, though it won't assure we will after looking at them... "

"....."

"....."

".........I don't have a diary"

"Well then, Norge is gonna have to buy one"

"Shut up, or you'll have to pay for our drinks every week"

" You know I'm broke!!"

"I don't care"

"That's so cruel!! You actually wound me!"

"I repeat: I don't care"

"We're both broke!"

"...... Hey, guys....."

"No. I have some money"

"SOME"

"G-Guys..."

"It's more than what you have"

"Are you sure about that?"

"You JUST said you're broke"

"..... SHUT UP"

"GUYS!"

"What?! "

"....... Where's the dog?"

"............."

"............."

[END OF INTERMISSION]

[BEGINNING OF ACT 2]