honestly ppl who write out there and just replace every single word with a synonym ?????? why ??? are ??? you ???? doing ??? this ????

i mean i understand google can be a pal to spice up ur writing but ?? why ?? are ?? u ?? marrying ?? it ??

classic example of these sort of people :

me : i just nodded nervously, handing him a folder of some roughly written lyrics

google's fiancé : i just gesticulated  apprehensively, bequeathing a document case of some unceremoniously inscribed librettos