friend : im sad

me : !!! all my attention is urs tell me whats wrong

friend : *elaborates*

me : *gives fantastic opinion that would definitely solve their problem*

friend : omg !! ur so smart !! this literally will solve all my problems !!

me : uwu

4 minutes later

friend : im fucking sad

me : !!! all my attention is urs

friend : *literally explains the previous problem again*

me : sigh *repeats opinion that will change their life dramatically*

friend : omg !! why didn't i think of this !! ur the best !!

me : uwu

10 minutes later

friend : im so fucking sad