i) do you have any pets ?

yE her name's maple & she's a golden retriever

she's a dog btw

ii) what is it favorite album and song ?

aH this is so hard

favourite album is vessel or blue neighbourhood probably
and favourite song currently is nicotine-p!atd

iii) are you ever in a mood where you just feel like crying and like really sad almost as if the sadness won't end cuz this happens to me and i was wondering how you cope with it or make it go away ?

yeah i feel you i do get that way sometimes and to cope with it i generally just cry or lay in my bed and stare @ the ceiling while listening to even sadder songs

idk how this helps but it does but i don't think i'll recommend that

iv) writing pet peeve ?

oh my god i hate when people start using capitals to emphasise yelling like

"i was backtracking—OH MY GOD SUSAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!"

v) opinion on tomatoes ?

if u like it then you should put a ring on it

vi) why are u so damn cute ?

wtf no im not cute im intense

vii) what is your favorite fanfic you've written ?

mMmmm best man

viii) what's your favorite thing to describe while writing ?

idk what it is but i really like describing the weather i guess ? or how explaining some emotion like frustration or something which people don't normally explain ? idk i really like doing that

ix) what's your favorite colour ?

black bc i'm emo as hell & all pastel colours omg

x) what mood do you usually write in ?

bored or sad

xi) how's maple ?

swiggity swag

xii) how do u feel about cats ?

fluff & moody

xiii) be my daddy ?

sure baby

xiv) how long have u been in the phandom ?

almost 2 years now

xv) do you like cheese ?

hell ye

xvi) what inspired you to write ?

around 2 yrs ago i got into wattpad and started writing immediately, a story full of clichés and situations without context but then i just fekt sort of powerful ? like it's great how much creativity and originality you could put into words so i kinda wanted to mess around with it

xvii) when did one of your stories get really big ?

this year mid june - snapchat

xviii) advice on how to get people to read something ? (on wattpad)

covers i think are really important i guess
there have been so many times where i clicked on a book with an amazing cover and there was zero content

so if u have a good cover and good content ur good to go

xix) dan or phil ?

death

xx) what kinks do you have ?

aH this is embarrassing
i have a few actually, ajdhhs
pain kink, daddy kink, choking kink (yikes), hair pulling, spanking (to some extent), just rough and possession kinda things i'm really into that fuck

xxi) selfies pls

they're all gonna be snapchat filtered bc err

this is a more recent one

xxii) do you celebrate christmas ?

we don't in india but that doesn't stop me from playing "all i want for christmas" 24/7

xxiii) do you like rain ?

i mean it's pretty but ???? idk i just like rain from a distance

xxiv) i'm kinda struggling w body positivity & stuff & idk this doesn't justify anything but what do u look like, like body wise ?

i can't find any body pics ??? wtf but i have this ignore the derp

xxv) favorite food ?

mMmmm probably anything with cheese & if we're talking about individual snacks then peanuts

xxvi) why are u so good at phan ?

am i tho ?