Norway:
Child of mine (You): Dad, will you PLEASE give me a ride to (Friend's name)'s house? Please please pleeeaassseee?
Him: hswjejdhcudj--Child,--2437jwbchfkcj--I think we're breaking up--€.!|^wndidjdi--no signal--jams.s,dowoanckxm
Child of mine: Oh, ok! Call me when you get a better signal!
Him:  -_-

Iceland:
You: Dad
You: DAd
You: DAD
You: DaddyDaddyDaddyDaddy
You: Ddddddddddaaaaaaaaddddddddddyyyyyyy
You: Dddddaaaaaadddd
You: Daaadddddddaadddddddddd
You: FATHER
Dad: *sends meme that says "Why are you so obsessed with me?"*

Finland:
You: I want to punch her in the eye. With a rusty fork.
You: Well, this awkard. Didn't mean to send this to you. Hi, Dad!
Dad: Hi, (Your name). Don't forget to wear gloves, keeps the fingerprints off of the fork, even if it IS a rusty one
You: My favourite part of this is how you don't even question who it is XD
Dad: The less I know, the less I can say during the interrogation

Sweden:
Dad: Come on down. Dinner's ready
You: Be there in a minute. I'm doing Lauren
Dad: Who's Lauren?
Dad: If she's your girlfriend, she can have some dinner too
You: Dad! I meant laundry! I'm not a lesbian!
Dad: That's a shame. Men are dicks. Now come eat

Denmark:
Little Princess (You): How could you?? I trusted you and you cheated on me!!!
Little Princess: Oh, sorry, Dad. That was meant for (Boy you hate)
Him: Oh
Him: On a completely unrelated topic, have you seen my ax anywhere?