A/n
Just... Please forgive me for this I just had to-

Anywayyyyy
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Denmark (Matthias Køhler)

"Matthias! I'm here-"

"(Y/n) WATCH OUT!" A voice warned. You looked towards the source only to be met by a bundle of black and blonde. The impact caused some aching pain on your lower behind and your forehead, considering that the bundle landed with it's head against yours.

You groaned as you rubbed your head, looking around.

"I-I am still at the house right?"

"Well your in this house that's for sure" Tino replied as he smiled worriedly, looking a certain way.

Following his trail of vision, you looked down and saw someone. This so called 'mysterious figure' had his sweater over his head while still putting his hands in a praying manner, despite the distance of the fall which was the top of the stairs and to the front door.

The figure looked up- Oh! it was none other than goddamn clumsy-ass-of-a-man Matthias Køhler

"..."

"..."

".. The internet is mean-"

" SISTER DANIEL IS THAT YOU MY FELLOW SISTER?!"

"let me gUIDE YOU SMOL CHILD"

"I-IS THIS MY TIME?! OH GOD PLEASE DO GUIDE ME TILL THE ENDS OF THE EARTH SISTER DANIEL!"

And then they were never seen again

Remember kids, If sister daniel is here to guide you, never hesitate.

"HEY (Y/N) DUDE I- Wait where's she? Tino I thought I heard (y/n)?" Matthias asked as he held onto the damp towel on his head.

"Tino.. I know I heard her about ten seconds ago, where is she- okay scratch that why are you looking at me as if I turned into a chick?!"

"B-but she-! You! W-what??" Tino spat out in confusion as he processed on two things

What he saw and who he saw

After a week of panic attacks from Alfred along with his death threats, mood swings, and binge eating habit, you were returned in a state of purity with a note that read

'She has been blessed

-Sister Daniel'

Please forgive me oh mY LORD-

Norway (Lukas Bondevik)

"So where is this new dog that you took in, Lukas? It's not that often you'd take in a pet, since you had your friends already.."

"He's right here (y/n)"

"..."

"Where??"

"In here.."

*Points towards a room filled with definitely not suspicious green light*

".. I don't see shit, Lukas- oh wait a minute- oh.."

"Wait shit I may have been a dumbass in school but isn't that a frog on a-"

Iceland (Emil Steilsson)

"Hey (y/n), wanna get some coffee?"

"Sure.. in my ass"

"W-what?"

"Lets go.. in my ass"

"Oi woman he's being serious here!"

"I know, chill... In my ass"

"(Y/n) please just stop.."

"Never.. in my ass"

"I think you just need to drag her to Starbucks to shut her up mate."

".. are you kidding me?"

"Nah he isn't.. in my ass"

"What the hell do you want..?"

"A cookie and (f/d).. in my ass"

"FINE LET'S GO!"

-at Starbucks-

"Hi welcome to Starbucks, can I take your order please?"

"Yes I'd like a (f/d) and this cookie please"

"Mmm.. okay! And who is this drink for?"

"It's for-"

"DIS BOI RITE HERE!"

"... It's for (y/n)"

"Oh, okay (heheheh)"

*When the drink arrives*

"Here's your drink, miss!"

"Thanks, here's a tip... In my ass"

"W-wha??"

"Sorry, she's being a fucking dank meme mess right now, don't mind her"

"Oh sir? But I thought you were supposed to be the 'dank meme mess' in this scenario, or at least that was supposed to happen... isn't that right, Emil?"

*Insert rape/not really face here*

"W-wait what the hell..? what do you mean?"

"Let's just say I control and create the situations your in with this.. (y/n) chick that decided to read the book I plan and write my scenarios in.."

"T-the hell- your weird as fuck.."

"Ohoh.. Am I? Well, at least I'm not as weird and cringey as the teenage emo poetry you write in your spare time."

"... H-how do you know tha-"

*PLEASE STAND BY MY HOES*

".. well at least he WILL follow the next scenarios from now on.." the figure sighed before turning its whole body forward, facing the screen.

"And as for you," the figure points at the screen, almost as if pointing towards you "will continue on to the Sweden part, kay? Bye bye now~" and with that, the mysterious figure disappeared through a door frame.

And I bet your lazy asses you know who it is

Or do you?

Heheheh

Sweden

He will never be a meme

Intentionally or not

This king of furniture will never be a meme

Ever

*Insert IKEA jokes*

Finland

"Hey Fin?"

"Yeah (y/n)?"

"If you were a meme, what meme would you be?"

"Uhh - wait did you say 'a' meme?"

"Yeah I did, why?"

Mhmm I don't know hoe, that isn't really something you should say in front of him..

Your eyes narrowed as you scanned the room for any other figures.

Honey, I'm in your mind

' W-what the fu- who are you?'

Oh goodness me I haven't introduced myself! My name's Dan Howe- oh for fuck's sake I'M YOUR FUCKING CONSCIENCE YOU ASSWIPE!

' Well shit I didn't realized I had a conscience till now'

You wanna know why?

' Why?'

Because you never use your gODDAMN BRAIN!

' Jesus christ- did you eat salt today because damn your mouth's salty!'

Says the hoe that literally spits sarcastic comments towards everyone on her precious time of the month

' Okay shut the fuck up, why was it bad that I replied with 'Yeah I did, why?''

... I'll let you figure that out..

' Wait what do you me-' and within a flash, you were brought back to reality.

"-(l/n) OH MY GOD CAN YOU HEAR ME YOU DEAF FUCK?!"

"HOAH SHIT!" You punched straight forward, a loud BANG afterwards.

" (Y/n)! A-are you okay???"

" Y-yeah I'm good but.. what was the point of this sc-"

" Okay now that your fine we need to go and get the groceries, buy some milk, get Hanatamago's toys, bath supplies, new clothes, pants, gardening tools, blablabla" Finland started blabbering as he dragged you from the sofa and into the car.

I guess we'll never know what you were about to say :>

A/n
Hi guys
I'm back
After re-evaluating my life of course lmao

So I have made a new 2nd account and it's teahright so go follow it now!(since I will start making other stories there)

I am also currently on hiatus for the Hetalia boyfriend scenarios due to the lack of ideas. I mean, I am working on a scenario but it's not that good, so yeah.

Also follow my instagram and twitter please!(maybe even paigeeworld too heheh-), accounts are in my bio

Once again, thank you for supporting this scenarios book :)

- W