Finland: how do you prove yourself that you truly are a man, Denmark?

Denmark: well, I'm viking

Denmark: I have an awesome hair

Denmark: papa hima wrote something about me "quite muscular"

Denmark: handsome

Denmark: I don't get hurt every time I step on a Lego

Denmark: officially 'good looking'

Denmark: and finally, killing whales in the Faroe Islands is our thing for men *smirks*

Denmark: what about you, Fin?

Finland: killed a thousand people, destroyed aircrafts and tanks, sniping people-

Denmark: well-

Finland: against Russia.