Denmark: NooOOOrr

Norway: dear god what is it

Denmark: can we cuddle?

Norway: no

Denmark: can we hug?

Norway: no

Denmark: can we date?

Norway: no.

Denmark: can we kiss?

Norway: no.

Denmark:

Denmark: then what do you want D:

Norway: you forgot one

Denmark: *gASP*

Denmark: Can we fuck? ( ͡° ౪ ͡° )

Norway: *chuckles* I can't respond to that