Denmark: hey nor would you care if I die?

Norway: ..no.

Denmark: oh okay..

Denmark: *points gun to his head* I'm doing it.

Norway: holy shit dickmark what are you doing

Denmark: killing myself cuz u don't care about me

Norway: what? Of course I care about you!

Denmark: ..

IN OTHER PEOPLE

Sweden: Fin would you care if I die?

Finland: what are you talking about? Of course I do..

Sweden: what if I...*points gun to his head* do this.

Finland: *Le GASP*

Finland: oh..my god Sve. That's some pro gun you have! When did you bought it? Omfg I super super love it! That pitch black pistol gun is so awesome. Let me tell you Sve I used that when I was fighting with Russia. And you know what? I found a sniper rifle in a snow forest! aHAHA! Oohhh my gooodddd Sve you have no idea! And also, I have less deaths during winter war! And blah blah.. *took almost 10 minutes to talk about it*