Sweden asks the rest of the Nordics to help him confess to Finland

DENMARK

Sweden: so uh

Sweden: how do you confess to someone

Denmark: !! Sve! Did you finally decide to propose to Mr. Table??

Sweden: no

Sweden: me and Mr. Table ended things earlier this year

Denmark: but I'm glad you asked me for help! Everyone knows I'm the expert

Sweden: I'm gonna ask Norway

Denmark: wAIT DON'T FO I'M SO ALONE D:

Sweden: ...

Denmark: SO WHEN YOU WANT SOMEONE TO LOVE YOU YA HAVE TO SAY "WILL YOU BE MY LEGOLAND"

Sweden: i don't think that will work

Denmark: THEN YOU SLOWLY CARESS THEIR FACE WHILE SINGING AN ACOUSTIC VERSION OF "EVERYTHING IS AWESOME" FROM THE LEGO MOVIE

Sweden: I don't think that will work either

Denmark: AND THEN YOU LOOK INTO THEIR DEEP BLUE EYES AND TOUCH THE WEIRD FLOATY CURL THING THEY HAVE AND THEN THEY GET REALLY HORNY IDK MAN HETALIA LOGIC IS WEIRD

Denmark: I LIKE LEGOES AND NORWAY

NORWAY

Sweden: Denmark is useless

Norway: yes I know

Sweden: how do you confess to someone

Norway: you don't

Norway: you just stay completely silent and void of emotion

Norway: and occasionally punch them in the face

Norway: call them cute nicknames like "dickmark" and "fucking stupid"

Sweden: thanks

Norway: I'm the love doctor (°v°)

ICELAND

Sweden: ice

Iceland: sO IT'S FINALLY MY TURN THEN HUH SVI

Sweden: what

Iceland: Norway and Denmark told me you were asking them for love advice and I'm hurt that you didn't ask me

Sweden: that's bc you don't have a lot of experience with love

Iceland: yes I do u shut up

Sweden: well I guess there's the fridge

Iceland: wiLL EVERYONE JUST LET THAT GO GODDAMNIT

Sweden: and Hong Kong too

Iceland: see?? I have love too

Sweden: well not really

Sweden: bc I've seen what happens when hong kong comes over

Sweden: you two just go on tumblr while in the same room

Iceland: well you're not wrong

Sweden: "oh hong kong!! You reblogged my selfie!!!! *erotic moaning*"

Iceland: shit