Iceland: goddamnit. It's starting to get cold here

Finland: I have an idea to keep you warm ^^

Iceland: really?

Finland: yes! Just follow me

Later

Finland: Ta-da!!

Iceland:

Iceland: a sauna

Finland: yes!

Iceland: guys seriously??

Norway: come join us

Iceland: the temperature is too much

Finland: well, that because you have to remove all your clothes just like the others

Rest of the Nordics: *waves a hand*

Iceland: ..Okay I'd rather die outside

Denmark: Ice don't be such a baby it's better in here

Norway: What happened to him?

Sweden: Fin, what did you do?

Finland: I don't even know.

Outside the sauna

Iceland: *on the phone* Hong Kong, I need you right now. Let's go to the middle east and warm up. My family is torturing me af

Hong Kong: You don't wanna die in middle east

Iceland: okay umm..how about in south east Asia

Hong Kong: yeah, sure

Iceland: thanks

Hong Kong: but,

Iceland: what

Hong Kong: you need your fucking visa to get there.

Iceland: okay where do we go?

Hong Kong: Fiji

Iceland: no way. It's too expensive

Hong Kong: you're rich

Iceland: dude. Is there any place that we can go? Somewhere warm?

Hong Kong: just stay there and enjoy with your family

Iceland:

Iceland: that will not work with me

Hong Kong: I don't know, my family is covering me blangkets and pillows then eat noodles and stuff

Iceland: oh.

Hong Kong: what about you?

Iceland: umm..having too much pressure of steam and they are naked with small towels and it's really hot.

Hong Kong: oh me and my dirty mind