Iceland: I told you. Stop preparing lunch for me.

Norway: But bro, you'll get hungry in school.

Iceland: I'll buy myself a lunch then

Norway: But what if you don't have money

Iceland: Then I won't eat

Norway: But you will starve to death

Iceland: I woN'T GO TO SCHOOL THEN

Norway: wHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG TO ANSWER THAT

Iceland: HOW THE HELL WOULD I EVEN KNOW

Norway: BUT YOU HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL

Iceland: I'M NOT A KID ANYMORE

Norway: >[[

Iceland: oh come on not that look.

Norway: Go to school. Now.

Iceland: fINE

Denmark:

Denmark: wow

Denmark: washed up at 17

Norway: I thought he loves pingu so I bought him a lunchbox pingu