Denmark, Norway and Iceland in the pet shop cuz Ice wants a new bird

Iceland: I'm out

Denmark: Parrot is cool! It will talk to you and it's colorful

Norway: how about a love bird

Iceland: nOOooo.

Denmark: hmm...A cannary? It's so small

Iceland: I told you it's not-

Iceland: *spots something beautiful*

Iceland: holy shit I want that one

Norway:

Norway: a puffin.

Iceland: EXACTLY

Denmark: We're not having a puffin in our house

Iceland: But it's nice and fun

Denmark: Ice.

Norway: It's a wild bird

Iceland: Why do you guys act like I am your son

Denmark: I am your father. Norgay is your mother

Iceland: ...