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Denmark: HEY NORGE COME HERE IN THE BATHROOM I'M GOING TO SHOW YOY SOMETHING

Norway: dear god what is wrong with you

Denmark: NO IT'S LIKE THAT YOU SEE, I'M IN THE BATHROOM AND I CAN'T GET OUT

Norway: and so?

Denmark: HEY REMEMBER THAT DAY WHEN WE WERE WATCHING THE LITTLE MERMAID

Norway: yeah?

Denmark: WHILE YOU WERE DOING SOME OF YOUR MAGIC TRICKS AND STUFF LIKE THAT??

Norway: yeah..

Denmark: AND I SAID I WISH I WAS A MERMAID AND YOU OVERHEAD AND SOME SPARKLY SHIT HAPPEND WITH YOUR WAND BUT NOTHING HAPPENED TO ME AND BOTH WERE LIKE WTF

Norway: ..yeah

Denmark: WHEN I GOT INTO THE BATHTUB, I FREAKING SLIPPED OR SOMETHING AND THEN I REALIZED THAT I HAVE A TALE NORGE COME IN AND LOOK AT IT

Norway: YOU'RE A MERMAID

Denmark: that's merMAN

Norway: WAIT SO YOU'RE SITTING IN THE BATHUB AND CAN'T GET OUT

Denmark: pretty much but MY TALE IS SOOO COL IT'S RED AND SHIMMERY

Norway: that is not good

Norway: Den I have to change you back

Denmark: no

Norway: FFS DENMARK

Denmark: I AM BORN TO BE A MERMAN NORGE LET ME LIVE MY DREAM

Norway: AND THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU JUST GONNA DO, SIT THERE IN THE BATHTUB FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?!

Denmark: I'LL SING DISNEY SONGS

Norway: YOU'RE SUCH AN ASSHAT

Denmark: LOOK AT THESE TREASURES UNTOLD. HOW MUCH SHIT CAN ONE BATHROOM HOLD.

Norway: God that sounds so wrong. That's it. I'm coming upstairs

Denmark: CONCEAL AND FEEL, AND DON'T LET THEM SEE BE THE SNOWMAN YOU ALWAYS WANT TO BE

Norway: NOW YOU ARE JUST DISGRACING DISNEY THAT'S NOT EVEN THE LITTLE MERMAID

Denmark: NO IT'S FOR YOU AND YOUR FROZSN HEART

Norway: u little shit