Norway: *sarcastically checks the fridge searching for a stick of butter*

Norway:

Norway: iiicceee!!

Iceland: what

Norway: Did you steal my butter?

Iceland: no, why would I steal your butter

Norway: ..It's not in the fridge

Iceland: that's not my fault

Norway: ....

*goes in the market*

Norway: what do you mean you ran out of stock

Manager: Christmas is tomorrow, Butter ran out so quickly

Norway: *glares* DID YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I NEEDED A STICK OF BUTTER

Norway: FOR ALMOST 10 YEARS I'VE BEEN SUFFERING THIS KIND OF DISASTER

Norway: EVEN IN THE INTERNET, THEY RAN OUT OF BUTTER

Norway: YOU ARE LOOKING AT YOYR COUNTRY YOU DOUCHEBAG

Norway: BOW BEFORE ME, AS I AM YOUR FATHERLAND, THE LORD OF THIS COUNTRY

Norway: I HEREBY-

Denmark: Nor, check it out! Kitty sale!

Norway: *squeals* oH MY GOD KITTIES