We saw RICK BRICKS! As in, rick astley, but bricks. We screamed RICK WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON BRICKS? He said "they're telemarketing me" and I said "you stupid bitch hoe bitch hoe bitch hoe telemarketers have phones and you're bricks" and he started to cry and handed us the one billion dollars he apparently had up his brick butt. Neither one of us questioned it, a because it was one billion dollars and b because his brick butt was lowkey hot like I was simping for that butt. So that's how we became a. The richest people on earth and B. Billionaires. So yEAH 😍😍

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